Hen you got it wrong. It's gold in weight, Mario said so and we know he always gets it right #Mariospeak #Gobbledegook #GibberishThe porkies are rolling off his tongue this day of the dawnthe bathmat isnae oot of stock, the bleep washings oot the back door, the daft sod doesnae hae a back door, well except the one wee Dell smashes in (not that I believe he does)
This thread has always been worth it's weight in gold but this week it's beenchefs kiss. I've been pure chanting youse on Fae the roof taps (no ma quote) spine bright you bleep women fae that virus Community
Whoever did the review on trip advisor is a legend of the highest order 🫶 tattie hearts
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Thanks for keeping me right doll, I'm no as hard of English as I thought
I need to mop kick maself into touch, capeesh 
Let’s hope none of them arrive after 10pm.Remember the framed WIFI password on the wall in the high footfall area for all the many guests he has
His bathroom is that wee that his honking toes will be stood oan the bath mat whether he’s just oot the shower, at the sink, or sitting oan the toilet dropping his daily sharts. He may as well just call it the new bathroom crapet xoxo
Aye ma lovely @welshgirl2021, it seems a good few of us Nusties are here and welcomed with open arms by these beautiful hens
The lingo is catching and today I described our lunch oot as 'bespoke' and said 'smell the wealth'!
'Am still slowin' things doon!
Luxury, deid boojee, Lindsay Rotte, Also
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The way he strokes everything gives me the bespoke boakAye ma lovely @welshgirl2021, it seems a good few of us Nusties are here and welcomed with open arms by these beautiful hens
The lingo is catching and today I described our lunch oot as 'bespoke' and said 'smell the wealth'!
'Am still slowin' things doon!
Luxury, deid boojee, Lindsay Rotte, Also
imagine them salad fingers running up Derek’s back. We’ll have nae stiffies the night hen!duck the aurora borealis but he's all about a bath mat? Actually feel sorry for him in that regard. My wee bespoke 12 year old boy has a greater sense of adventure than him.
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Also, isn’t it amazing to see all the new lovelie cunts so happy to see each other on this bougee thread, and comment how welcome they feel? Almost as if we're not, checks notes, cunts.
You're all in a nest of hands made up of non strangler fingers with trained in nails cuticles at the ends.
Self of self.
Back door.
A week old litter tray, in the scent Ava May's Flair.
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Also, isn’t it amazing to see all the new lovelie cunts so happy to see each other on this bougee thread, and comment how welcome they feel? Almost as if we're not, checks notes, cunts.
You're all in a nest of hands made up of non strangler fingers with trained in nails cuticles at the ends.
Self of self.
Back door.
A week old litter tray, in the scent Ava May's Flair.
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Excuse my lack of Marion "knowledge', but has he referred to the lovely hens as cunts at some point? 
Ma hen, on international women's day his self of self got it all wrong yet again. He dedicated us oor ain day bespokely, but he disnae read tattle and isnae bothered, he's ABSALOOTLY FINEExcuse my lack of Marion "knowledge', but has he referred to the lovely hens as cunts at some point?
Wee Marion, ye thick as duck man child!
You are right where you are supposed to be. Tonnes of Love, Proud bleep
bleep and proud of it! I would much rather be a bleep than someone stupid enough to follow Moron
WIFI wae a 10pm shutdown.Remember the framed WIFI password on the wall in the high footfall area for all the many guests he has
Bloody hell! Who lit the fuse on her Tampax?
Oh yes, did some hilarious stories of leaning into our coffins glad we are dead. I'll have a look later, he's off his head really the idiot.Excuse my lack of Marion "knowledge', but has he referred to the lovely hens as cunts at some point?
Ramblings of either someone who has tanned 1ltr of vodka or a simpleton.Bloody hell! Who lit the fuse on her Tampax?
And in the next slide, in typical illiterate Mario ramblings, he managed to call 99% of ALL women cuntsWee Marion, ye thick as duck man child!
You are right where you are supposed to be. Tonnes of Love, Proud bleep
Welcome hen! I cannot laugh any harder if I try, worth your gold in weight. Tattie heart to youse.Aye ma lovely @welshgirl2021, it seems a good few of us Nusties are here and welcomed with open arms by these beautiful hens
The lingo is catching and today I described our lunch oot as 'bespoke' and said 'smell the wealth'!
'Am still slowin' things doon!
Luxury, deid boojee, Lindsay Rotte, Also
Liz be de law
Lyndsay rotte
So si..
That's what I was thinking but when I saw that slide I thought I'd imagined it! Anyway it's not for him to say we are not included in IWD, it's not up to him, he's not a woman so BUTT OUTAnd in the next slide, in typical illiterate Mario ramblings, he managed to call 99% of ALL women cunts
Cinderfella, big fat smella
Good morning bleep mothers new and old oan this dayn of dawn of M O N D A Y
Good morning bleep mothers new and old oan this dayn of dawn of M O N D A Y
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