Oh aye a forgot about this other nonsensical reason why it's jist no fir him.
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Hard of personal finance and so forth.
We’re renting here fuhl rent, not council rent. I’d love to own it so I could paint the kitchen and bedrooms but it is what it is. We own our own home back in Blighty though.
Only benefit of renting is that when things have gone wrong (we had a bath leak, blocked gutters and needed a light fixture to be changed) and the estate agent arrange the tradies for you. No calling around getting quotes which I hated doing! Usually they’re round the very next day for repairs.
I used to see him all the time when he worked in Debenhams and he’s about 5ft 2 or thereabouts and so is Deek. But what he lacks in height he makes up for in ego hen xoxoxIs he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
The wiki is absolutely brilliant!
I started reading it one night a while back when I couldn't sleep. This was not a good idea, because I laughed so much, I definitely couldn't sleep!
Technically his back door is his front door so did he have his laundry drying on the landing by the stairwell, amongst the poo and bitten off ears?The porkies are rolling off his tongue this day of the dawnthe bathmat isnae oot of stock, the bleep washings oot the back door, the daft sod doesnae hae a back door, well except the one wee Dell smashes in (not that I believe he does)
This thread has always been worth it's weight in gold but this week it's beenchefs kiss. I've been pure chanting youse on Fae the roof taps (no ma quote) spine bright you bleep women fae that virus Community
Whoever did the review on trip advisor is a legend of the highest order 🫶 tattie hearts
We always know when he's been on here for a read, because he'll either go on a rant in his stories, aka the dots of doom. Or he'll make a post like that. Then we know he's been triggered by what we've postedWee Marion, ye thick as duck man child!
You are right where you are supposed to be. Tonnes of Love, Proud bleep
Och thenk ye mah hen. Ah hiner 'an pray uir Marion appreciates 'an loves them tay!I cannae stop watching this video ma lovely. I keep treatit maself and clutching ma beak.
You are truly worth your gold in weight! More vids please
Am addin' tae his media section, sae we will build a bespoke collection. And so forth.
Is he still wearing the wee “all inclusive” band you get? Oh wait…
Deek had the weans one, obviously.
Deek had the weans one, obviously.
Wish I'd seen it, take me back hen 🫶The box room that he decorated like a concession of Virgin Atlantic
Mario is going tae be absolutely FUMMING when she catches ontae this. Snakes aw over the DWP!
Universal credit changes: Claimants must now seek 18 hours work
Changes to welfare rules mean universal credit claimants must look for ways to earn more than before.
www.bbc.com
Love it!Mario is going tae be absolutely FUMMING when she catches ontae this. Snakes aw over the DWP!
Universal credit changes: Claimants must now seek 18 hours work
Changes to welfare rules mean universal credit claimants must look for ways to earn more than before.www.bbc.com
Is he still wearing the wee “all inclusive” band you get? Oh wait…
Deek had the weans one, obviously.
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I bet Deek was part of the Groovy Gang on holiday, like Rodney from only fools & horses. Kids disco, bed by 9. Grrrooovvyyyy
Deek had the weans one, obviously.
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I bet Deek was part of the Groovy Gang on holiday, like Rodney from only fools & horses
. Kids disco, bed by 9. GrrrooovvyyyyI bet Deek was part of the Groovy Gang on holiday, like Rodney from only fools & horses
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His wee colouring in on the wall of fame.
Hello ma lovies 
I’m also a lurker new poster, also, that holiday felt like a holiday for me too comedy gold and you cunts made a rubbish week much better so thank ye!
On they topic a lingo, I keep slippin it in (unlike Deek) also by mistake
Last night ma wee sista assd us if I were goen ta ma bed (it were passed 8 ma loveies 🫣) and eh sed “aye, just gotta do mae bleep skincare”
There were a wee pause and I sudden thought SHET! What did eh sound lyke?!
I assured her it were me beak and rest of ma face would be massaging ma bespoke snail spunk intae and nort else!!! CAPEEEESH!
New York in America
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I’m also a lurker new poster, also, that holiday felt like a holiday for me too
comedy gold and you cunts made a rubbish week much better so thank ye!On they topic a lingo, I keep slippin it in (unlike Deek) also by mistake
Last night ma wee sista assd us if I were goen ta ma bed (it were passed 8 ma loveies 🫣) and eh sed “aye, just gotta do mae bleep skincare”
There were a wee pause and I sudden thought SHET! What did eh sound lyke?!
I assured her it were me beak and rest of ma face would be massaging ma bespoke snail spunk intae and nort else!!! CAPEEEESH!
New York in America
Also
Another gold moment fram the archives for oor new trolls. Mario's attempt at an Ad featuring his poached egg eyeballs.
Hard of acting so aye. Factual
Hysterical times also
Has he got the cat’s name tattooed on his wedding ring finger?? Please tell me not!
Oh yes. Perfectly normal in Marioworld
Jus' so youse know, dinnae bevvy th' tap water awe rite! It will gie ye th' shits! 
Slaw'd down, capeeesh!
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#3 - Oh ma gawd, such sincerity! 
Vintage bed singin'
Slaw'd down, capeeesh!
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#3 - Oh ma gawd, such sincerity!
Vintage bed singin'
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