Even worse hen, he said he bought a few bath mats! He’s no right and nae debates.
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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OK you lot this thread needs to come with an actual warning. “Read this and find yourself speaking Marionesque vernacular at every opportunity”
I’ve been gardening today in my actual back garden (smell the wealth) and muttering “let’s put that plant in it’s own wee bespoke pot over there” etc etc. It’s bloody catching!!
I’ve been gardening today in my actual back garden (smell the wealth) and muttering “let’s put that plant in it’s own wee bespoke pot over there” etc etc. It’s bloody catching!!
It slips out all the time ma lovely, it’s like a disease. I nipped with my daughter to that small business Primarni this morning, and she couldn’t find something she was looking for and asked an assistant who showed her, and she got what we went for.OK you lot this thread needs to come with an actual warning. “Read this and find yourself speaking Marionesque vernacular at every opportunity”
I’ve been gardening today in my actual back garden (smell the wealth) and muttering “let’s put that plant in it’s own wee bespoke pot over there” etc etc. It’s bloody catching!!
I immediately said - You didn’t know but you got to know! Then some prick was driving in the car park like they had Kerry katonas and holding everyone up, and so my daughter started laughing and said “snakes in this car park”
I slip up all the time in ma joab that IS ma joab, and saying FACTUAL when I am being a Karen with the kids or Mr Noseybonk is quite normal now. So Aye! Also. 
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Omg I was the same, made a wee fruit patch (smell the wealth) and kept thinking how boujeeOK you lot this thread needs to come with an actual warning. “Read this and find yourself speaking Marionesque vernacular at every opportunity”
I’ve been gardening today in my actual back garden (smell the wealth) and muttering “let’s put that plant in it’s own wee bespoke pot over there” etc etc. It’s bloody catching!!
I hate myself nae debates 
He’s back in those bleeping Grinch pyjamas again. The dirty bleep
Gets back fae Lindsay Rotte & buys a bathmat bigger than his shower room flair.
Silly bleep
Silly bleep
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3 hours to clean a 1 bed flat lol
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Lies
He only bought it because it says THE WHITE COMPANY right across it had it just been plain white would he had bought it? No he wouldn’t.
He really is a wasteful little scrote isn’t he
It looks more like a hand towel for a guest bathroom than a bath mat. It’s so thin, step on that with a wet foot and you’ll soak it through!
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Hame sweet hame
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Hame sweet hame
Crikey, I think Nathan is a secret Tattler
She's a few bath mats short of a white company store and nae debates
Fucked it again with his failure to proof read before he posts 
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Nests of hands?!?! What on earth is he blathering on about? Bloody
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Hahaha nests of hands has tickled me
Fucks sake, doesn't spell check on something important to a pretend internet friend. It's insulting and hilarious, cos sorry, she's a wet weekend.Fucked it again with his failure to proof read before he posts
In the nests of hands tho.
Of course this is Mario, is he aware it's best not nests.
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