He has to be writing what he thinks people expect to read after his package deal given that clearly no one else has ever been on holiday! I think he's been reading other cleaning accounts holiday experiences and trying to use them to 'guide his post-holiday content'. The ridiculous reviews, etc. Now he's talking about what others would mention post-holiday, when they've come back from a fortnight with 2 or 3 kids in tow going through multiple outfits per day, as well as potentially having maybe a load or two of school uniforms and work wear to do before returning the next day. If he has had 10 loads of washing to do, then you have to wonder how many outfits he actually did go through and whether his shart card wasn't recognised out there.