Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[SuzyE]

This whole “house”? Thought he did 7 loads of bleep washings the other day? Must be like his mate Hinch and put only 4 garments in per load.
I personally change my bedding before I go on holiday I like it to be fresh when I get home a little treatit to look forward

I change mine before as well, along with cleaning the house. The last thing l want to do is clean when l get home, but this is Mario. He's not a full shilling.
The amount of extra washing has me confused as well. Feck he's such an idiot

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The lady protests too much.


You do give a fook otherwise why comment.


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Has he got second hand stoned from tiny trabs? Sounds off his tits.

 

[ChastityDingle]

The loads of washing have me puzzled too. Seven loads of washing after two people being on holidays. And now three more today?
That's impossible unless he is washing one OOTD at a time, or something.

 

[geezabreak]

10 loads of washing in 2 days my arse, he's a lying wee bastard.

His accoont is called cleaning with mario right? Then why does he never ever show himself cleaning? As said above, lying wee bastard.
He's goat zero content.
Hard of imagination
Hard of clean claes if there's 10 loads. Also.
Self of self.
Lindsay Rotte.

 

[blocknroll]

Back door

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Is he washing all of those little 2 piece outfits one at a time? He’s really special isn’t he?

 

[Babybail93]

10 loads of washing in just 72hrs? Has the bleep only got a 1kg drum? I’m no smelling the wealth

 

[brootaltruth]

Hard of Porcelain and Bath…also!,,,

Rose, Peach and the Nelly
Trained in nails
Severe disabilities etcetera etcetera
Fine dining
Extremely adults only

 

[Joo92]

“A fool and his money are easily parted”

Me laughing at Mazda buying a bath mat when he is hard of a bath. How is it possible to be that moronic and still be able to walk upright?

 

[MrsJ2000]

Isn’t that bath mat bigger than his bespoke bathroom floor ma lovelies?

 

[Rocketllama]

Pure boujee
It’s a plain white bath mat!!!! They defo seen the wee sheep coming

 

[geezabreak]

10 loads of washing in just 72hrs? Has the bleep only got a 1kg drum? I’m no smelling the wealth

He must huv a bespoke antique twin tub, that's the only reason why he could huv 10 loads.

 

[Babybail93]

Isn’t that bath mat bigger than his bespoke bathroom floor ma lovelies?

It’ll be going half way up the walls oan each side. The door won’t be able tae close either, but I’m smelling his wealth!

 

[geezabreak]

Hard of Porcelain and Bath…also!,,,

Rose, Peach and the Nelly
Trained in nails
Severe disabilities etcetera etcetera
Fine dining
Extremely adults only

Probably pinched by somebody oot a fancy hotel. Obvs no him or Denek, they're too hard of expensive hotels.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Back door

Is that too short to be a thread suggestion because or really tickled me.

 

[AllieBee]

Is that a bath mat he's bought? For a bedsit without a bath? Hard of intelligence

 

[muscadet]

Pretty sure you canny engrave a bath mat

 

[Babybail93]

Is that a bath mat he's bought? For a bedsit without a bath? Hard of intelligence

When we bought our new hoose we made sure all the bedrooms had an en suite each (because my daughters are dirty, feral little animals). I must be doing something wrong because each bathroom just has a £3 mat from that small business primark.

When will he learn no matter what named stuff he has, it is still in a tit hole little council flat? Sad

 

[Ferguson]

Bath? Naw
Bath Mat? Aye

 

[Catfan2]

I find it incredibly sad that he dismisses the Northern Lights - a true natural wonder that most of us will never be lucky enough to witness. I had no idea we would be able to see them, otherwise I would have been outside like a shot, all night if necessary! I’m still sad about it now. He gets more excited about plastic crap from B&M. Ignoramus.