Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[Ferguson]

The bougee man mair like ma lovelie

A wee palate cleanse required efter the close up #soaye
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This is another thing he does. Cannae let women have their thing.

Gatecrashes hen dos
Makes IWD about himself
Buys lassies trainers
Wears perfume
Follows Girls Overheard

 

[Madge2022]

This is another thing he does. Cannae let women have their thing.

Gatecrashes hen dos
Makes IWD about himself
Buys lassies trainers
Wears perfume
Follows Girls Overheard

Maybe he will do an Eddie Izzard and pretend to be a part time woman.

Sue, Sue, big fat Sue.

Champion oaf wummin, except the 99% cunts, also and so forth.
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God he really does type like Martha from Baby Reindeer on that small business streaming platform, Netflix. Is it a Scottish thing or hard of intelligence thing?

How dare youse slag the good nation of Scotland, youse huv messed wi the rang nation, ah ah'm fummming

Sent fae ma iPhone,also.

 

[Pepsi]

God he really does type like Martha from Baby Reindeer on that small business streaming platform, Netflix. Is it a Scottish thing or hard of intelligence thing?

Hen I'm pure affronted, I'm fae that wee village Glasgow and can assure you it's no a Scottish thing, its the ramblings awe an uneducated, illiterate, hard of English dunderheid and so forth. Tonsa love

 

[Madge2022]

Hen I'm pure affronted, I'm fae that wee village Glasgow and can assure you it's no a Scottish thing, its the ramblings awe an uneducated, illiterate, hard of English dunderheid and so forth. Tonsa love

Is that Glasgow in Scotland ma lovelie

#hardofgeography

 

[Rachy24881]

Wind yer neck in, Mario, you twisty bastard. Just because something else is getting the attention, you self centred hole

His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.

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Pyoor Cyril Sneer vibes with that conk

 

[blueblue]

Is that Glasgow in Scotland ma lovelie

#hardofgeography

Across the pond, also.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Unrelated, but after catching up and seeing his posts from 2010…. Did anyone ever get te ken about if the dirty bastard who took Marion’s phone got what was coming to him?

Probably Deek, punished him by moving in and so forth.

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens she doesn't care about the Northern lights because the silly witch doesn't know what they are, factual.

 

[Sloppys]

What back door is he on about?

 

[Shrekssister]

What back door is he on about? View attachment 2930615

Ideal, scrub the house then stink it up with eau du oil and egg farts

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

What back door is he on about? View attachment 2930615

10 loads of washing in the space of 2 days? Is he doing the washing for all the junkies too? wtf is going on. I expect his maths is about as good as his English tbf. Hard of maths. 1 + 2 loads of washing = 10 in Marion’s life. Also.

 

[button moon]

How could his house be
Needing scrubbed? They are 2 people in a flat... and just home from holiday.. surely they don't make that much mess? And would u not have the fry up first.. so backwards haha

 

[Daisy Uncle]

What back door is he on about? View attachment 2930615

Has he risked hanging it out the back, very brave. Wonder if it'll still be there when he goes to get it in.

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

I ran here when I saw drying out the back door…

Am I hard of brain what back door is he talking about?? Is this an extremely adult euphemism hens, am lost also

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

What’s the point of having your flat all clean and smelling lovely, and then cooking a smelly greasy fry?

 

[Karenharte17]

Absolutely pissing myself today
The review
You’re a wee cracker whoever you are
Also

 

[Zofloragirl]

Sorry to ask stupid questions but how does one hang their bedsheets outside of their back door when they live on the top floor of a block of flats with only a front door?

 

[Daisy Uncle]

I ran here when I saw drying out the back door…

Am I hard of brain what back door is he talking about?? Is this an extremely adult euphemism hens, am lost also

He lives in a small block of flats in a very run down street, they have a bit of green, and I think a communal drying area out the back. But the stories of bitten off ears, tit on the stairs etc are true, so he's hung it out among the bins, or more likely he's lying and it's slung over his doors or the drying rack in the sitting room. Nowhere else for it to go as the cat litter tray is in the small kitchen.

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

What back door is he on about? View attachment 2930615

This whole “house”? Thought he did 7 loads of bleep washings the other day? Must be like his mate Hinch and put only 4 garments in per load.
I personally change my bedding before I go on holiday I like it to be fresh when I get home a little treatit to look forward

 

[L00kform3]

How on earth between two people who seemingly do nothing has he managed to do 10 loads of washing in two days? I’m baffled.