My favourite Manioism was him helping the lady with public transport issues. For a couple of reasons. Firstly as he's such an ally (nooo ma spelling) of all women except for us, the 99% but secondly and far more importantly because of the reason she struggled. English wasn't her first language and this clown described her as being 'hard of English'. Ever since, we 99% have called him hard of everything from being hard of grammar to hard of fashion sense etc.
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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And the confetti cannon!The exploding pepper gate saga is another early Marion one to look out for
And what about the time he set his make up out for a big weekend a week in advance, turned out he was going to the panto or his nieces dance comp or something. Nothing exciting. He's such a fanny
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And what about the time he barged Betty out of his way in home bargains! Nasty git
FFS, she met Beak and Deek in the wild, didn’t get a photo, and WE’RE the cunts?!
Fumin’
Fumin’
Or the time, no that long ago, that he bullied some poor call handler at Dyson over his out of guarantee hairdryer and managed tae get them tae send him a new one, even though there was duck all wrong with the one he had. Greedy, conniving, lying 
. There is only 1 person on here who should share that tale - I, 
Those eggs will go down in historyRemember the deep fried eggs? Boiled bolognese? Oooh and the tomato soup recipe that was all salt, and had random ingredients in quotations?
This makes him sound like he’s at deaths door and nae debatesWee Marion is aw braw an' needs warmin' up!
Mainly for the fact he survived. I do wonder if wee Deek is well insured when I see some of the raw slop that Marion cooks upThose eggs will go down in history
Remember the time he went through his slow cooker slop phase, cooked three meals all with different names that all looked disgusting and identical, slow cooker not seen sinceMainly for the fact he survived. I do wonder if wee Deek is well insured when I see some of the raw slop that Marion cooks up
I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this thread. I did poke my head in at Christmas time but he bored me. I should have stayed absolute gold this thread.
Tonsa love to youse virus cunts
Tonsa love to youse virus cunts
Ma lovelie, have you used some sort of technology to make him sound like Dana from The Scheme?Wee Marion is aw braw an' needs warmin' up!
aw thanks. I've seen a few mentions of it and my Beak is bothering meGo to his Instagram highlights ma lovelie, scroll quite a long way back and it’s the one called my singing. Make sure to wear a tena lady cos you’ll need it! Its bloody brilliant
Och aye! Ah gart heem gang nice 'n slaw an' ah still cannae understand heem
I thought yoose meant this Dana ...
This is pure comedy gold I’m going to make it my mission to read every single Manio thread to date! Need to get myself versed on the lingo… it’s exciting times! Leggings for everyone! 
So funny I had to say it twiceA tip for all the lovely newbies joining.....watch his singing highlights......pure bespoke comedy gold
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A tip for all the lovely newbies joining.....watch his singing highlights......pure bespoke comedy gold
god knows how I did that 
Aw this reminiscing you 99% are doing is making me kill myself laughing. How is this content free? Youse are no right. Nae debates. Also
This gives him life lads 
Mario's a thick git, pass it on
Mario's a thick git, pass it on
I'm baw deep in the first thread. Highly recommended. FactualThis is pure comedy gold I’m going to make it my mission to read every single Manio thread to date! Need to get myself versed on the lingo… it’s exciting times! Leggings for everyone!
What about when the cooncil smashed his letter box in on their hunt for rats.
He tried to tell us they were squirrels.
More recently, when he applied for a blue tick fae Instagram.
Had to provide photo ID, submit an application, pay a fee etc. Then pretended he knew nothing about it, that he woke up wan day and Instagram had recognised his world wide fame also.
He tried to tell us they were squirrels.
More recently, when he applied for a blue tick fae Instagram.
Had to provide photo ID, submit an application, pay a fee etc. Then pretended he knew nothing about it, that he woke up wan day and Instagram had recognised his world wide fame also.
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