Hey up! Mario has competition for OOTD ~. Lynsey QOC. 
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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How do I watch his singing stuff lovelies? I'm currently reading his first thread #ad-dicted
He used to have a highlight reel of his singing
What’s in that food? Looks like fingers.
Has she still got that horrible bleeping demon dog that stares into your soul?Hey up! Mario has competition for OOTD ~. Lynsey QOC.
My favourite Mario story was when he was out for a walk and a nikita dug started chasing him 
to get away, he opened someone's back gate and jumped into their garden to hide from it, and of course it happened to be a family who knew and loved Mario from the app 
well anyway, turns out the nikita dug was actually blind 
or another favourite was the time he just got out of the shower and the door went, he apparently went and opened it completely in the nip and the poor postie had the fright of his life, seeing marions clean shaven mini mushroom 
to get away, he opened someone's back gate and jumped into their garden to hide from it, and of course it happened to be a family who knew and loved Mario from the app well anyway, turns out the nikita dug was actually blind or another favourite was the time he just got out of the shower and the door went, he apparently went and opened it completely in the nip and the poor postie had the fright of his life, seeing marions clean shaven mini mushroom 
Remember the deep fried eggs? Boiled bolognese? Oooh and the tomato soup recipe that was all salt, and had random ingredients in quotations?
You are welcome
Rahhhh this thread is flying, ma job that's ma actual job is really getting in the way during this glorious time.
Welcome newbies, I'm so jealous you get to see for the first time on this beautiful day, his singing reels.
I can't wait for what happens next in his 'fuckit year' - not ma quote!!!!
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Welcome newbies, I'm so jealous you get to see for the first time on this beautiful day, his singing reels.
I can't wait for what happens next in his 'fuckit year' - not ma quote!!!!
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bleeping hell
I was confused about the Nikita dug incident so I read the wiki and IGTK hilariousMy favourite Mario story was when he was out for a walk and a nikita dug started chasing him
and I thought Hinch lied a lot, he’s on another level!
Go to his Instagram highlights ma lovelie, scroll quite a long way back and it’s the one called my singing. Make sure to wear a tena lady cos you’ll need it! Its bloody brilliant
also
Difficult to see on this pic, but believe yous'e me, it's a car hair.
And the time when Wax Melt knocked on his door and he had just done a massive shartMy favourite Mario story was when he was out for a walk and a nikita dug started chasing him
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Has she still got that horrible bleeping demon dog that stares into your soul?
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Oh yes ! The devil dog
Has she still got that horrible bleeping demon dog that stares into your soul?
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Oh yes ! The devil dog
In case any newcomers see us saying “molane”, or “stay on your own molane”, it’s a throwback to his 2023 Jo Malone advent calendar (RIP) and of course he pronounced it wrong.
When combined with his “stay in your own lane” motto, it’s a piece of bespoke perfection, also.
Think it’s my personal favourite.
When combined with his “stay in your own lane” motto, it’s a piece of bespoke perfection, also.
Think it’s my personal favourite.
I imagine the blind nikita dog followed the smell of stovies coming oaf himMy favourite Mario story was when he was out for a walk and a nikita dug started chasing him
Also. Pandora has a nikita dog charum and whenever I saw it I’m clutching ma beak
it wud jingle jangle when he’s getting bummed IYKYKAIYDKGTK
Welcome newbies!
My fave era was all the garuls (girls) coming round to get ready for a night oot. He chose his ootfit well in advance and said he'd have all his hair & makeup ready as he knows what 'youse garuls' (you girls) are like for getting their glam on.
We anticipated a wild night clubbing with a limo full of insta models, but in true Manio style it turned out to be 2 older ladies from work and they all went to the local working men's club for line dancing.
The next day he did about 100 faux howling beak clutching dots of doom because someone left their purse in a taxi.
Worth it's gold in weight that night.
My fave era was all the garuls (girls) coming round to get ready for a night oot. He chose his ootfit well in advance and said he'd have all his hair & makeup ready as he knows what 'youse garuls' (you girls) are like for getting their glam on.
We anticipated a wild night clubbing with a limo full of insta models, but in true Manio style it turned out to be 2 older ladies from work and they all went to the local working men's club for line dancing.
The next day he did about 100 faux howling beak clutching dots of doom because someone left their purse in a taxi.
Worth it's gold in weight that night.
Wee Marion is aw braw an' needs warmin' up! 
The exploding pepper gate saga is another early Marion one to look out forI was confused about the Nikita dug incident so I read the wiki and IGTK hilarious
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Oh yes ! The devil dog
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I love animals ma lovely but there are two insta ones that are no fur me. Hinchs fat duck sausage roll, and Lyndseys Hettie. That dug shits me up! I can’t explain why but I am glad to see I am not the only one. FACTUAL! Also.
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