One of my favourite Maria moments was when she got the bespoke "framed lyrics"
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IYKYKIYDKGTK capeesh
Common baby IYKYKIYDKGTK capeesh
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Thank you all again for being so kind & welcoming, introducing us newbies to the strange wurld of Marion & wee Deek! 
Pyoooor beak clutching from me when he pronounced the new scent ‘pistachio’ but had to swerve right aroooound and back intae ma ain lane when I spotted it is actually pistachio this time!
Is Hannah Ava May so fed up with him mispronouncing all the time she’s given up and gone for a scent with actual pistachio top notes?!
IYKYKAIYDKGTK
Is Hannah Ava May so fed up with him mispronouncing all the time she’s given up and gone for a scent with actual pistachio top notes?!
IYKYKAIYDKGTK
And the day he met Deek was the night when Deek got unlucky on Pull a Pig Night.....!She later sold him to his auntie for a pair of stripper shoes.
He lived in the aunties box room like a box troll, till one day he met simple Deek. He gave him some magic beans to grow, which unfortunately Derek swallowed like a fud, and he’s been in a drug haze ever since.
Marion took the opportunity to move in and take over. THE END! Capeesh!
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She will have to try harder. Remember
Did he just call ava may..... ava mayfair?
rebranded 
That was me hen. It was inevitable that Moanio would return to sell his wares from his brand that he built from the groond up. And he's ever predictable now home in his safe space.my all time fave Martin moment is when he said one of his braindead followers was watching his stories in a cafe in New York and the waitress overheard the videos and said she had heard of Martin and watches his stories too… that’s New York in America btw for all you ones that need to get to know, capesh hens
ALSO, which one of ya’s said as soon as he got home he would be flogging wax melt woman’s shite again? He’s such a boring bast we can literally read him like a book.
New York in America.
Debbie harris
Blind Nikita dug
Also
Stinking knock aff stinking oodie
Car wash leggings
Flogging wax melts
bleep washings everywhere
Baby gurl Rayn side eye
Looking forward to a Sunday reset from him so aye. Then the work week and the come down really begins for him.
I think he's cold as he still won't admit the Lionel Flairs (vinyl flooring for the newbies) are cooler and colder than a witches titty when combined with being at the top of a Paisley tit tip building and he secretly wishes he had crapet back (newbies - he can't spell carpet).
Ah'm still living ma own best holiday life, several times zones away, for a few more days, with them lethal
Having to work harder now at the entertainment without Moanio and Denek so Mr Spot is mocking up an OOTD for me, complete with martial arts demo. He's a keeper so aye
.Lindsay Rotte
Trained in nails
Hard of work ethic
This I need to see. The snider bracelet, definitely not the bumming. Now you've said it I have an unwelcome image in my head though.
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Wtf?
Is that because the worthies of Beirut would be off with it before you could say Lindsay Rotte?
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The way wee deek looked down at his hands before he waved them, like he wasn’t sure what they were.I hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
Naw hen, it's too early fur Madge tae be fart laughing, where's ma shart caird and sunflower lanyard just in caseI hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
Hay cunts! Don't be downhearted he us back to boring Mario. In 3 months time he will be Christmas Mario yay!
Wit huv ah telt youse @Pepsi youse need tae stoap using the dial up internet connection and get tae ken broadband #capeesshhHen, this app is no ma joab so IDK how tae play this. Something aboot a Codec and trying tae charge me 79p fur the honour, pure affronted and so forth.
Tonsa love
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It's cos youse ur misspelling it ma lovelie, Beak goes oan jurneys. Always meets a lovelie called Julie when he's no getting serviced by Sharon, also. #aboveandbeyond
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Huving a pish in the soupAll this fine dining chit chat has me remembering the time Hannah took Macaroni out for dinner and he ended up in the kitchen with the chefs instead of the men’s toilets
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For all those enjoying the wiki as well you can thank oor wee @mammaof3 For it, she's the true OG oan that app and built that wiki fae the grun up, being her true self of self.
Hello ma lovelies. So I had a family bbq last night alongside some of those lethal drinks
The relative who has newly discovered Marion and I watched lots of old highlights and I was worth ma gold in weight answering of questions. (The Xmas trees in Nov and new decs every year was a long one)
I thought that Marion could be ma specialist subject on Mastermind but one topic had me stumped….
How does he earn money? What does he actually do for a job? He polishes truncheons.
Yes but what does he REALLY do? That!
Ok so he cleans at a police station. How does he afford the crap he buys? No idea he works about 2 hours a week.
After lots of (actually hilarious) inebriated debate, we have decided that Marion is either the new Walter White, or he has an extremely adults only 
fans page, and the bumming fort is actually a film set. 🫣
There is a 3rd option that he works the bare minimum hours to claim loads of top up benefits and gets cash in hand from additional cleaning jobs, but that’s unlikely
The relative who has newly discovered Marion and I watched lots of old highlights and I was worth ma gold in weight answering of questions. (The Xmas trees in Nov and new decs every year was a long one)
I thought that Marion could be ma specialist subject on Mastermind but one topic had me stumped….
How does he earn money? What does he actually do for a job? He polishes truncheons.
Yes but what does he REALLY do? That!
Ok so he cleans at a police station. How does he afford the crap he buys? No idea he works about 2 hours a week.
After lots of (actually hilarious
) inebriated debate, we have decided that Marion is either the new Walter White, or he has an extremely adults only fans page, and the bumming fort is actually a film set. 🫣There is a 3rd option that he works the bare minimum hours to claim loads of top up benefits and gets cash in hand from additional cleaning jobs, but that’s unlikely
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How many of us think he will start to get a bespoke virus from the air conditioning on the plane?! So that he will be no well for the dreaded Monday vibe? IYKYKIYDGTK.
Standard Mario. I'm noooooo weeelllllHow many of us think he will start to get a bespoke virus from the air conditioning on the plane?! So that he will be no well for the dreaded Monday vibe? IYKYKIYDGTK.
Hay (Mario's version of hey) Saturday! Here's a nice pic of Mario getting his brows done/ruined a bit more. It's a few stone ago.
Wow he has packed on the timber since then. Holiday Mario, Boring Mario, Christmas Mario, Fat Mario
Ooh are we going oan a bespoke legionnaires jurneh? Take maaaaaa baaaaaack!How many of us think he will start to get a bespoke virus from the air conditioning on the plane?! So that he will be no well for the dreaded Monday vibe? IYKYKIYDGTK.
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