It reminds me of the office (USA, pennsylvania not new york) when Holly starts work and treats Kevin extra nicely because they tricked her into thinking he's got learning disabilities.Does he fancy Rosemary? Way he keeps going on about someone he spoke to very briefly and only couple times it’s like he’s hoping she’s going give him a free stay next time.
She’s obviously like that with all the guests, maybe little more with Deed Deek and him maybe thought it was a carer and his patient having a holiday together.
I still LOL at fact he says how great she was but didn’t ask her instagram if she has it and tried to search for her… did he ask her for her 2nd name? Or he just searching Rosemary in the search bar
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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bleeping hell man
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Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee absolutely spot on.
Clutchin ma beak hard right noo
I can’t believe he has sat in that flat all night with the goblin oodie on. I am sweltered and have been out my back door all night even though it’s owned by the bank and no me. The thought of putting another layer on is giving me the bespoke boke. He must be getting a draft from the roofless neighbouring flat.
You know she is the type to be all like ‘omg it’s pure freezing here the noo compared tae Lindsay Rotte”. Even though it’s only a couple degrees different atm
God he's going to make going on holiday his whole personality for the next 79 years isn't he, and who calls it Lanza?!
bleeping hell hens, I’m clutching ma beak. Just seen this posted on a separate virus app. The Scottish bespoke first chapter of the wee small business of Harry Potter. Looks like Maz could have wrote it, so aye. Also.
Unique is one word for him. He's so unique that we think Sadie (his mum) couldn't bear to look at him so laid him in his cot in a room with the door shut. She tried to lay him on his front but his nose was too big.....!He really is quite unique!
my all time fave Martin moment is when he said one of his braindead followers was watching his stories in a cafe in New York and the waitress overheard the videos and said she had heard of Martin and watches his stories too… that’s New York in America btw for all you ones that need to get to know, capesh hens 
ALSO, which one of ya’s said as soon as he got home he would be flogging wax melt woman’s shite again? He’s such a boring bast we can literally read him like a book.
New York in America.
Debbie harris
Blind Nikita dug
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ALSO, which one of ya’s said as soon as he got home he would be flogging wax melt woman’s shite again? He’s such a boring bast we can literally read him like a book.
New York in America.
Debbie harris
Blind Nikita dug
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I honestly think that they'll think we're making it up.Loving the newbies and re living some of his best moments.
lethal.
Trained in nails.
Fine dining.
Extremely adults only.
New York in America, also.
Self of self
Cope-d
Smellness
See a sucker bedding
Hard of understanding
Let liz be da law
My cup runneth over
Ahahaha screaming!A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! ✨️
Why am I singing along and transfixed by the GIF of Marion spinning in the wee rubber duck and so forth?Let us never forgetmy all time fave Martin moment is when he said one of his braindead followers was watching his stories in a cafe in New York and the waitress overheard the videos and said she had heard of Martin and watches his stories too… that’s New York in America btw for all you ones that need to get to know, capesh hens
ALSO, which one of ya’s said as soon as he got home he would be flogging wax melt woman’s shite again? He’s such a boring bast we can literally read him like a book.
New York in America.
Debbie harris
Blind Nikita dug
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Yeah it was more like OMG you're listening to Mario. What's WRONG with you' but Lynne aka Julie aka Sharon left that bit off!
New York in America
Lindsay Rotte
Self of self
Cope-d
head
Bellend
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How far his wee life travels but yet Marion does not travel.
Also for the newbies, you will see Julie or Sharon mentioned a fair bit as the followers he says he meets out and about (we never see tagged evidence) are ALWAYS called Julie or Sharon!
Always amazed me that neither Lynne nor Mario can spell “stories”.
What are the chances?
Hens, ah've been oot living life and hud too many oaf the lethal 
no Sangria cos ah'm no in Lindsay Grotte #ohmatron
If you see me posting here before tomorrow morning, gie me laldy as I canni be trusted. A pity mobile phones don't come with breathalyzer so they block us posting when pish, Also.
Catch up the morra
no Sangria cos ah'm no in Lindsay Grotte #ohmatronIf you see me posting here before tomorrow morning, gie me laldy as I canni be trusted. A pity mobile phones don't come with breathalyzer so they block us posting when pish, Also.
Catch up the morra
She later sold him to his auntie for a pair of stripper shoes.
He lived in the aunties box room like a box troll, till one day he met simple Deek. He gave him some magic beans to grow, which unfortunately Derek swallowed like a fud, and he’s been in a drug haze ever since.
Marion took the opportunity to move in and take over. THE END! Capeesh!
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