When your 5 year old goes to his first jiu jitsu class at the local community centre and you ask him what he’s learned…
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Youse huv aw inspired me tae get tae know a new wee bespoke profile pic. Would take something special tae part me fae ma OG but in honour of our wee holiday jurnee, av done it. Ma duck it year! We move! So aye!
Ah hope she gets a tattoo.
Lanzarote in the Canaries also.
Ah hope she gets a tattoo.
Lanzarote in the Canaries also.
Is he wearing cycling shorts and a cardi?Why does he insist on wearing women's clothes?!. I wonder how many people elbowed each other in the restaurant whispering 'He's wearing a woman's cardi!'
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Mario's little witch part 2
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We don't need telling you're no fashionista mate
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Kin smell your wealth (but no your bath bomb) fae here ma lovelie
Nah ma lovelie, he's just fat and his baggy shorts look tight.
Wee Deek, can youse stop pissing aboot and show the lassies your wellies, the noo.
Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my duck it year, ya wee basturt.
Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my duck it year, ya wee basturt.
Reminds me of stars in their eyes when contestants were waiting to walk through. TADAH!Reminds me of this
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Summat like Lanzo 2024
I bet he's regretting not bringing his bleep washings to dry on the balcony.
It's like watching a horrendous car crash that I can't take my eyes off. I just LAV IT MICK I JUST LAV IT. IYKYKIYDKGTK.
I cannae bear to look at youse. You'd better revert back as soon as this holiday is over, the noo.
He's gonna be wanting a balcony when he returns home to the pencil case penthoose isnt he. Romeo and Juliet eat your heart out, Mania and Denek have taken your spot.
Omg you cunts are the funniest cunts oan this vile app, aw 99% of yous. Literally greetin wi laughter the night. 
I might even need a wee change of breeks if this is tae continue, in fact duck it, gaun tae the shoaps the morra for the tena lady super soakers.
I might even need a wee change of breeks if this is tae continue, in fact duck it, gaun tae the shoaps the morra for the tena lady super soakers.
These OOTD are giving pure Scottish Declan vibes. IYDKTYNTGTK
“These are ma burgundy red vans and ma Louis VuVuton bag”
“These are ma burgundy red vans and ma Louis VuVuton bag”
Mario will have to watch Derek now he’s accidentally taught him all these fancying kicks whilst teaching how to pose. Big Maz will be bouncing off the plane and getting his Halloween decorations up and wee Dez will be karate kicking them down.
I’ve been screaming at this thread tonight. Whit a riot they are 
Marion’s heed looks like a bit of cooked spam so si. He’ll be leaving trails of skin when he peels 
Marion’s heed looks like a bit of cooked spam so si. He’ll be leaving trails of skin when he peels So these are Saturday night pics we’re getting 
how bleeping weird! Derek looking up holidays 
that’s a laugh. Imagine being sat on your holiday on a Monday giving people a run down of your Saturday what’s the point
how bleeping weird! Derek looking up holidays that’s a laugh. Imagine being sat on your holiday on a Monday giving people a run down of your Saturday what’s the point
1. Those are not Ray Bans that Deek is wearing 
!! I’m an owner of 10+ pairs of Ray Bans (smell ma wealth) and can tell Deeks are definitely those RayBerris you get in every shop in Lanzarote on that spinny sunglasses rack (IYKYKAIYDKGTK)
2. How is this level of entertainment free??? Seriously!!! You’d nearly pay money to watch this content!! It’s comedy gold!
3. I can’t believe we still have 5 more OOTDs to come!!!!!
4. To be honest, I’m shocked they even made it over there or had the mental capacity to even check in at the airport and find their gate number
!! I’m an owner of 10+ pairs of Ray Bans (smell ma wealth) and can tell Deeks are definitely those RayBerris you get in every shop in Lanzarote on that spinny sunglasses rack (IYKYKAIYDKGTK) 2. How is this level of entertainment free??? Seriously!!! You’d nearly pay money to watch this content!! It’s comedy gold!
3. I can’t believe we still have 5 more OOTDs to come!!!!!
4. To be honest, I’m shocked they even made it over there or had the mental capacity to even check in at the airport and find their gate number
Derek looking up holidays when he can’t manage to lift his leg to show off his shoe, aye ok.
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