Blink twice if you need a new carer Derek.. bleeping hell. They have 0 chemistry
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Butting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday 
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
Mesh shirt?
Nah that’s a cardi my love
No tit he’s not a fashionista He looks like he’s done a trolly dash through Cancer Research
This is the best bank holiday EVER!
Marion says he wishes they’d done 10 nights now, not as much as we do ma wee lassie! Bet he’s running their undercrackers through at night with a wee bit of travel wash in the bathroom sink. How the other half live, so aye
Marion says he wishes they’d done 10 nights now, not as much as we do ma wee lassie! Bet he’s running their undercrackers through at night with a wee bit of travel wash in the bathroom sink. How the other half live, so aye
No words am deceased 
the bleeping nic of those two wallopers!!!!!
the bleeping nic of those two wallopers!!!!!
Welcome hen!! Well, it depends. Mario’s timeline is all over the place. One week it’s 10 years, then a month later it’s 8 years and then on another story it’s engaged for 8 years, but been together 6 years.Butting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
Also, as you’re new I’ll give ya the wee story of how they got together.
Derek was on a night out with his mates. They had a “Pull a pig” bet for a tenner. Derek won and pulled Mario, but the joke’s on him because he hadn’t been able to get rid since
I hope he realises how much money he wastes on shite from home bargains and b&m and that they actually could go on more holidays to that place abroad multiple times a year.
Lock up your grandsons, nannas out the night. Best bank Holiday weekend ever. I'm not being funny but why aren't Deneks family calling the police or social workers? Clearly he's has the mental age of a 6 year old, Manio is taking advantage.
@mammaof3 I beg you, please can we have outfits of the day on the wiki. X
@mammaof3 I beg you, please can we have outfits of the day on the wiki. X
To begin with I thought Deek was wearing a dress. Just me? 
Why don’t they dress appropriately for guys(?!?!?!??) their age?
deek strutting out through the balcony door has me in absolute bits my lovelies
I’m surprised the looky looky man hasn’t conned him yet
“Ralex watch only 50 euro for you sir”
He’d buy three thinking he’d hit Hinch levels.
“Ralex watch only 50 euro for you sir”
He’d buy three thinking he’d hit Hinch levels.
That's the frightening part, they think they do. It's their severe learning difficulties tricking them. Also.
Hens I’ve been in town with my son all day I can’t believe I did that instead of watching the merman stories.
I treated myself to a couple new hand washes, Mr Isa has been warned it for display only and guests.
Water baby?? He’s never been swimming or even talks of it, still in his “duck it” era.
Take it out of all the trainers he only took the one pair with him?
the see through shirt gives me rab c nisbit vibes.
I treated myself to a couple new hand washes, Mr Isa has been warned it for display only and guests.
Water baby?? He’s never been swimming or even talks of it, still in his “duck it” era.
Take it out of all the trainers he only took the one pair with him?
the see through shirt gives me rab c nisbit vibes.
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Still no Ava May perfume. He shouted about that being his holiday scent for months!
It's like when your mam would take you out shopping then you did a fashion show for your dad when he got in from work
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