Calls himself a water baby. Kids no even goat a bespoke bath in his wee lol doll hoose.
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Pure affronted, cannae reframe pointing at Deek's wee boabie in his polyester two piece.
Sayonara, mon amour.
Sayonara, mon amour.
Might as well be hooker shoes fur all we know....
Your wish is my command lovelie.
I am ready to jump inta tha bath with a bath bomb but that can wait.
That black top is awful. He'd look better just in the white tshirt.It’s a really really nice material… POLYESTER!
I’d give my left tit to be staying in the apartment next door so I could hear that carry on from the balcony what must people think!?
what must people think!?
These bespoke fashuun shows are worth their gold in weight never mind comedy gold.
Fecking cringe the pair of them. Hus he actually packed 7 different perfumes, one fur every night and only one pair of his vast collection of trainers, which look pure shite with tonights ootfit.
Iv never seen anything like it, the wee polyester pyjama co-ords and the fact hes proud as punch tae tell everyone they come fae Primark and Shien
I hope hes kept the receipts cos he'll no be wearnin those mincing aroon Paisley thats fur sure.
His wee squintin face hes hyper as feck. Wait till he gets back tae Beirut Towers, the comedoon will result in many dots o doom, screeching "take me baacck " and puttin up his christmas tree in June also.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Fecking cringe the pair of them. Hus he actually packed 7 different perfumes, one fur every night and only one pair of his vast collection of trainers, which look pure shite with tonights ootfit.
Iv never seen anything like it, the wee polyester pyjama co-ords and the fact hes proud as punch tae tell everyone they come fae Primark and Shien
I hope hes kept the receipts cos he'll no be wearnin those mincing aroon Paisley thats fur sure.
His wee squintin face
hes hyper as feck. Wait till he gets back tae Beirut Towers, the comedoon will result in many dots o doom, screeching "take me baacck " and puttin up his christmas tree in June also.Tonsa love tae yous awe
Eh naw, the walls in these holiday apartments are paper thin, you wouldn’t want to be next door to this pair at night after they’ve had a few drinks, give you the boakI’d give my left tit to be staying in the apartment next door so I could hear that carry on from the balcony
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He cannae even cope with the days after Halloween, he’s gonna have a right big crash returning from this holidayThese bespoke fashuun shows are worth their gold in weight never mind comedy gold.
Fecking cringe the pair of them. Hus he actually packed 7 different perfumes, one fur every night and only one pair of his vast collection of trainers, which look pure shite with tonights ootfit.
Iv never seen anything like it, the wee polyester pyjama co-ords and the fact hes proud as punch tae tell everyone they come fae Primark and Shien
I hope hes kept the receipts cos he'll no be wearnin those mincing aroon Paisley thats fur sure.
His wee squintin face
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Oh my I don't know where to start. What a pair of absolute throbbers. It's so obvious they've never ever been on a holiday. The burnt head with obvious sun damage, the cheapo Poundland sun cream which is nowhere near good enough for Spanish sun, THE OUTFITS. The fact he loves that all the shoppies call him beautiful, yeah Maz they say that to everyone, they don't mean it, they just want your money, the OUTFITS. Deek hiding behind the door waiting for his dad to tell him to come out. What a pair of fannies.
The looky looky men run to Marion and Derk faster than Marion across his high footfall hallway to the crapper after a meal down JamJar and nae debates
Welcome ma lovelieButting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
Their time together varies between the same amount of time the Hinches huv been the gether when he's trying tae get up Hinch's hoop, so was ten years last year, at othe times it's 7 or 8 years. Wee Deek self medicates wi weed, so we urni sure whether he kens he's in a relationship with Mario, also.
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Ah wunner if he brought his Jo Molane haun wash and lets Deek youse it since he's oan his hoalidays #treatit #deservedThis is the best bank holiday EVER!
Marion says he wishes they’d done 10 nights now, not as much as we do ma wee lassie! Bet he’s running their undercrackers through at night with a wee bit of travel wash in the bathroom sink. How the other half live, so aye
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@DollyTheLamb , this bespoke advert appeared efter your message, at first ah thought you'd hud posted a pichure of the gruesome twosome in their night three shortsNo words am deceasedthe bleeping nic of those two wallopers!!!!!
Reminds me of thisdeek strutting out through the balcony door has me in absolute bits my lovelies
That's a good question. They don't even know how long they've been together. Best guess is anywhere between 5-10 years depending on they day and who Marion is talking to. We still hope for Domboii to make a return and for Deek to kick his squatter with halitosis out into the junkies stairwellButting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
I’ve been so far behind & had to binge read the last thread after catching these 2 cock wombles on holiday. It’s made my bank holiday & quite possibly my 2024 watching them. What I would give to be in Lanza right now
I’m still waiting for the
I’ve had worse Mondays
Is it just me or is manio sounding more camp than usual
Costa teguise in the canaries also
I’ve had worse Mondays
Is it just me or is manio sounding more camp than usual
Costa teguise in the canaries also
Thanks hen! You're making oor Manio jealous with all this bath talk. Also
Deek has a wee fake joint he brought aff the lucky lucky man (out of desperation to take the edge of the horror that is spending 24 hours a day in Monzo’s company)
Marion has his lip gloss, bespoke nightly scent and roofies for those lethal
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