Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

When your 5 year old goes to his first jiu jitsu class at the local community centre and you ask him what he’s learned…

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My dream is for wee dezza to reveal himself from curtain to balcony wearing a little Spanish dress what people bring home to the kids of the family, maz got it on sale at the market he ran didn't walk (well he couldn't actually because of chafing needs a bespoke snag journey) deek with his 5 jet black hairs piled on top the slender black lurex hugging his sleek bod shoulder to boaby then boaby to floor is where the lustrous red polka dot flamenco skirt takes place, a beautiful fan in his tk maxx bag

That was day 1 hen, you must have missed it.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Shopping the day

 

[Madge2022]

Wee Deek must no be able tae purchase any weed and huz finally came doon fae his ten year high and realised who he huz been living with. Check oot his face

 

[Runforestrun]

Wee dum deek in his toddler two piece in the shade ‘elastoplast’
This has been THE best week on tattle by far. The only thing that will top this week is martins comedown next week

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Look at who he’s just followed!!

 

[seaside girl]

So I ran here from another thread.
Purely because I’m currently in Costa Teguise (in the Canaries)
I’ll keep my eyes peeled

 

[Ferguson]

He keeps walking intae shops & being called beautiful stop this at once. They're probably saying beetroot.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Ffs, he can really waffle on can't he. Imagine trying to watch a film with him. I bet the bastard never shuts up!
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My actual face as I was reading this.

(I’ve been snorting for a solid five minutes while doing this)

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Wee Deek, can youse stop pissing aboot and show the lassies your wellies, the noo.

Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my fuck it year, ya wee basturt.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hame time.

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae @Ferguson wae this bespoke Canaries themed title. This was the suggestion with the most votes (related tae Lanzarote) so I made an executive decision as this will be all aboot her oan her holibobs. Ma thread! Ma rules! CAPESH!

 

[Turmeric123]

Coincidence that days after wee Marion and his shart card arrive there is a sewage problem in Lanzo

 

[Rayne]

Thread suggestion

Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deeks boaby

 

[Rayne]

Marion explaining the little known concept of restaurants

I didn’t know but I got tae know

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

His head is now so big that a filter can’t cover all of it.

 

[muscadet]

Only he could turn a week in Lanza into a life changing, soul searching experience it was a Jet2 holiday Marion ffs no a retreat with the Dali Lama

 

[Curly]

As much as we’re all laughing at him not everyone travels the globe and a package holiday is a real luxury for many in this thread. Absolutely no shame in wherever anyone decides to visit, to some these beaches are paradise. Us trolls need to all stay in our lanes and not diss the package holiday just cos it’s Mario

 

[Turmeric123]

Wild night out in reception View attachment 2921773

The hotel is extremely adults only - capesh

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I thought fur a minute derk has goon an visited a braider lady at the side of the road and got bespoke dreads sticking oat his hat

Hunner percent beautiful