He could have tried pairing the shirt with black denim shorts or some black chinos.
Now he looks like he is dressed for his first 18-30’s holiday circa 1995
Now he looks like he is dressed for his first 18-30’s holiday circa 1995
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Tupperware that you’ve cooked a bolognese in
But is this a matching set tho?!
Oh dear Lord, ‘burnt Tammy Slaton forehead’ I’m dying!!!STOP IT!!!
The burnt Tammy Slaton foreheadhe has got to be on the wind up!
He is RED RAW 
he looks purple. Am affronted at the state of him, also
Costa Teguise in Lanzarote in Spain
Mucho amor siempre
Hard of SPF
Trained in sunstroke
he looks purple. Am affronted at the state of him, alsoCosta Teguise in Lanzarote in Spain
Mucho amor siempre
Hard of SPF
Trained in sunstroke
Are we sure? A five hour flight without a shartage incident would be pushing his luck.Mario, for the love of God, WEAR YOUR GLASSES.
All we're missing in the bingo card is him having the shits.
Maybe that’s why his shorts are a different colour, they needed bleaching after a shartcident
Not sure his lip balm is working, those are some pure crusty lips he's showing off!
Stop this right now.
It cannot be real
It cannot be real
Youse cud show them the bespoke art wurk here when Deek wuz tied up as proof, also.Thinking of calling the spanish social services, telling them Manio has trafficked Denek. May call the airport and tell him he's got drugs up his ginger circle. May ring up the hotel and ask to move to a smaller room because he's not used to all that space. May pop to Paisley and get a new cat
The way I WHEEZED watching his stories
That outfit, his red face
Stop x
That outfit, his red face
Stop x
This fat slut needs to stay away from the all inclusive buffet. Why is he tugging on his burger nipples?
Think he was hoping there would be a bath in the room IYKYKIYDKGTKI can’t believe he’s shaved his legs for the holiday
Ah thought youse photoshopped that, but naw it's really wit he's wearing.
Then Beak the mammy gets his wee boy out tae dae a twirl wi his outfit tae.
I'm still alive ma beauts.
Maybe not after seeing his ootd, I almost died laughing and wet maseen.
He's as red as a bloody postbox. Did he remember to take some aftersun with his suncream he got last year when he was frauded so aye
and he's always moaning aboot the heat in the UK so expect the lowdoon when he returns.
Declan and his bf vibes.
Maybe not after seeing his ootd, I almost died laughing and wet maseen.
He's as red as a bloody postbox. Did he remember to take some aftersun with his suncream he got last year when he was frauded so aye
and he's always moaning aboot the heat in the UK so expect the lowdoon when he returns.
Declan and his bf vibes.
Buona notte? What a bleeping plank. Does he think Teguise is in Italy? Absolute loser
Excuse youse hen, that's his bad boy trainers
Thought he wuz keeping his AvaMay perfume fur his holiday, wit wi it being his brand. That wisnae the stapul holiday scent he showed
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Ah'm loving his posts, this is up there with the live Q&A
OMG the sunburn, the polyester formula 1 flag outfit, the fact that Buona notte is Italian and not Spanish. I don’t even know where to start…..
Mebbes it's fae Trolloman 's kid range, last years though so youse canni copy the style icon, also.What is that get-up he is wearing!?
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