And Primark is hardly designer, so l wouldn't shout about it
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Several stories already. Proof that he can't stay off that app even on holiday. Sad bastard
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Several stories already. Proof that he can't stay off that app even on holiday. Sad bastard
What’s that weird white line over his top lip? Has he had 0.000000000001ml of filler again and it’s somehow migrated?
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I thought it was crusty skin
his lips look like they’re peeling clean aff.
That was the only bit he put sunscreen on. The rest of his face looks like its been in the air fryer on the max crisp setting. He has the lips of filo pastry, the fat slag.
Oh ma hens am pure bent in two with laughter at this thread today, showed Manio to mr lamb and he said that’s just wrong on so many levels 
Derek absolutely confuses me...
Nothing about him says gay. He doesn't come across attracted to Mario in any way and he just seems infantile almost. Like all he's bothered about is football, playing fifa and collecting trolleys. He doesn't seem to have any friends or other interests. Other than following Mario round the same shops every other weekend they do nothing. I can't figure out what they're doing together at all...
Are we sure they're no a troll account? Is this one big bam up? Social experiment?
Looking forward to 7 days of last seasons primark
what a Bank Holiday treat guys 
Nothing about him says gay. He doesn't come across attracted to Mario in any way and he just seems infantile almost. Like all he's bothered about is football, playing fifa and collecting trolleys. He doesn't seem to have any friends or other interests. Other than following Mario round the same shops every other weekend they do nothing. I can't figure out what they're doing together at all...
Are we sure they're no a troll account? Is this one big bam up? Social experiment?
Looking forward to 7 days of last seasons primark
what a Bank Holiday treat guys 
No matter where NobNose says he’s on holiday judging by his sunburn he actually must be here…. Imagine being an alien running into him 
They’d never visit Earth
They’d never visit Earth
I’m so embarrassed for poor Deek having to stand there awkwardly while Mario tries to make a Primark outfit sound high class. It’s bleeping Primark. You put it on, wear it around. End of story.
Why is he so out of breath, also??
Why is he so out of breath, also??
Sorry to have to correct you ma lovely.
It’s bespoke monochrome harlequin.
in 2 shades
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@Wize Owl youre here!!!!!No matter where NobNose says he’s on holiday judging by his sunburn he actually must be here…. Imagine being an alien running into him
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Tell ye what tho oor b deek has some set of Bristol city’s on him as well ! Hope the both them have them covered up with a bikini top cause it’s not the done thing to sit round the pool with yer baps oot when there are kids about !
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I'm smiling on this dayn of dawn, yous'e bastid trolls trolling manio is worth it's gold in weight.
Bonjour aussi.
Bonjour aussi.
Naw hens wit the duck is she wearing
and shes pyure skelping rid like a lobster but am loving it, comedy gold.
The way she speaks to Deek? she needs a good hard swift boot to the poonanni
au revoir ma lovelies
and shes pyure skelping rid like a lobster but am loving it, comedy gold. The way she speaks to Deek? she needs a good hard swift boot to the poonanni
au revoir ma lovelies
Correcting YOU ma lovelee, there's 3 shades on that outfit.Sorry to have to correct you ma lovely.
It’s bespoke monochrome harlequin.
in 2 shades
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@Wize Owl youre here!!!!!
Do youse also live in Beirut towers ma lovelieAw Christ, ma luvlies.
I’ve been to his hotel
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Ah coodni hear wit he was saying, ma laughter drowned it outNot to be pedantic lads but those are not bleeping Nike 95’s Mario you bleeping imbecile
They are 90’s.
Some trainer obsessive you are. Halfwit so aye
Are we all one hunner percent sure this isnae a wee “make a wish” foundation trip? I’m no seeing much evidence that it isn’t
All depends who's paying hen. Don't think they accept klarna. He's probably desperate to get gifted one.
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