Mario read a review of Barbie and passed it off as his own!! Cannot believe I’ve missed nearly a whole thread. I’m in that small business called Dubai being swept away in biblical floods but we move.
Ma pal is there tae, noo ah'm wundering if youse ur ma pal. Ur youse there tae celebrate a special birthday?
but I will forever laugh at Purple leggings on tour 
iykuk I clutch my beak until it breaks when any of youse lovelies call him a fat bleep or a fat bleep
Christ Mario's ceiling leak really is bad tae be flooding away small business dubai
He wull be absolutely fummming that the Dubai flood made the headlines and his didni.
Ron Hayward!He wull be absolutely fummming that the Dubai flood made the headlines and his didni.
Completely random thought ah have every now and again. Remember the old couple who were in the papers after being charged for adult TV channels they insist they didn't request, and the old fella looks pure guilty. I often imagine that happening tae Deek and Beak, Beak is obviously the old wummin
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Ah think youse mean Beak Hayward ma lovelie
It’s called Renovation Rescue and features people who’ve been left with incomplete building work from cowboys ….. I wonder if Mario can submit the Paisley penthouse as a possible applicant as it’s clearly crumbling as we speak 
Is that oor baby boy Beak chanting tattle fae the rooftoaps hen?
A wee bitta leftover kitchen cling film here and there should sortit.
Nothing a wee bit of falbon can’t sort eh hen
