Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

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So are we all thinking he’s definitely on his hols then? It’s looking suspiciously like he’s up to something, few days comma then just a random ad post? Very unlike Marion!
 
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So are we all thinking he’s definitely on his hols then? It’s looking suspiciously like he’s up to something, few days comma then just a random ad post? Very unlike Marion!
Mebbes he's posted that tae write aff his holiday as a business expense 🤭
 
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If he is on holiday and he wants to keep quiet that his gaff is empty he is making it far too obvious. Let’s be honest what is actually worth stealing from Marion’s? There isn’t anything worth more than £300 quid. If anyone was going to break in it would be a neighbour because they would 100% see him leaving and not seeing him and Deed Deek walking back off the mcgills bus with their b&m, home bargains or Asda bags. His tele is probably most expensive thing in the flat but even they lose money and isn’t worth as much as it once was.
If anyone was to break in it would be too time consuming trying get through the numerous boxes to see what’s in them, he doesn’t own jewellery minus is Argos engagement and eternity ring and his wee Mickey mouse pandora bracelet.
 
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If he is on holiday and he wants to keep quiet that his gaff is empty he is making it far too obvious. Let’s be honest what is actually worth stealing from Marion’s? There isn’t anything worth more than £300 quid. If anyone was going to break in it would be a neighbour because they would 100% see him leaving and not seeing him and Deed Deek walking back off the mcgills bus with their b&m, home bargains or Asda bags. His tele is probably most expensive thing in the flat but even they lose money and isn’t worth as much as it once was.
If anyone was to break in it would be too time consuming trying get through the numerous boxes to see what’s in them, he doesn’t own jewellery minus is Argos engagement and eternity ring and his wee Mickey mouse pandora bracelet.
They would nick his Smeg of course!
 
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If he is on holiday and he wants to keep quiet that his gaff is empty he is making it far too obvious. Let’s be honest what is actually worth stealing from Marion’s? There isn’t anything worth more than £300 quid. If anyone was going to break in it would be a neighbour because they would 100% see him leaving and not seeing him and Deed Deek walking back off the mcgills bus with their b&m, home bargains or Asda bags. His tele is probably most expensive thing in the flat but even they lose money and isn’t worth as much as it once was.
If anyone was to break in it would be too time consuming trying get through the numerous boxes to see what’s in them, he doesn’t own jewellery minus is Argos engagement and eternity ring and his wee Mickey mouse pandora bracelet.
They'd nick his out of date make up, and his wax melt collection. 😁
 
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Hans I’m Middleton to the party (been celebrating our anniversary at that small business The Langham this weekend 🥂 ) but he’s deffo on his hols. No way he’d keep so quiet otherwise. He’d at least be on moaning about being mega busy or some lies!
 
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If he is on holiday and he wants to keep quiet that his gaff is empty he is making it far too obvious. Let’s be honest what is actually worth stealing from Marion’s? There isn’t anything worth more than £300 quid. If anyone was going to break in it would be a neighbour because they would 100% see him leaving and not seeing him and Deed Deek walking back off the mcgills bus with their b&m, home bargains or Asda bags. His tele is probably most expensive thing in the flat but even they lose money and isn’t worth as much as it once was.
If anyone was to break in it would be too time consuming trying get through the numerous boxes to see what’s in them, he doesn’t own jewellery minus is Argos engagement and eternity ring and his wee Mickey mouse pandora bracelet.
1st item on list - the His & His bottles from the Shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Hay Domingo.

Wunner if Fatty's on her way to Teguise Market the day. IYKYK
Bet she can't wait to get back to her safe space on Thursday also.
 
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The wee slug must be bursting to post on insta. Waiting for a shot of his wee burnt hot dog legs so si.
 
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Hola, I don't know if my kerrys are deceiving me the noo, but where has the boy wonder highlight gone? Did he have a row with wee Deek and delete it in temper? Or is he ashamed of him? I don't know, but I need to get to know, also. So si.
 
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Hola, I don't know if my kerrys are deceiving me the noo, but where has the boy wonder highlight gone? Did he have a row with wee Deek and delete it in temper? Or is he ashamed of him? I don't know, but I need to get to know, also. So si.
Possibly been reading here and seen our new best pal has been spilling the beans on their holiday 🙄 he's such a drama llama
 
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No way 🤣🤣 he must have been raging you nusty trolls worked it out 🤣 I bet he’s got the leggings and hoodie away with him..
 
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