Can someone please work out just how long ago it was he actually ordered SPF off Amazon for his holiday that he still hasn’t gone on? Surely it’s long since been lost in the floods from the roof space and 10001 “decoring” journeys we’ve been on since?
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Last I watched of him he was going for a haircut? Has something awful happened? Barber gave him 1 all over, imagine bet the hair would never grow back, if it did it be a wee bit of fluff at the top.
Such shite Maz. Busy doing what?? Preparing for the 10pm blackout? Buying shite from B&M and planning your autumn jurnee? Washing his three hairs with "Ridken" shampoo? Training in nails??
Tells us o wise one!!
Tells us o wise one!!
Gutted he’s not in Lanza and so forth. Am no one to talk as am probably shorter than Mazda but his legs look so tiny in that picture 
cant believe he’s still got that stinking fleece on anaw 
cant believe he’s still got that stinking fleece on anaw 
Mebbe she sent him the laundry bill fur the nervous shart stain he left oan her bedding. His gut wiz daeing somersaults with excitement and a molten hot fart leaked straight through his lilac leggings. Pyoor snakes oan this app.
That fleece must really stink he's never not wearing it!Gutted he’s not in Lanza and so forth. Am no one to talk as am probably shorter than Mazda but his legs look so tiny in that picture
Aye ma lovely, it’s far too quiet oan his page, I
need tae see some treatits or the fat slug at the airport pronto! Had tae resort tae the Katie Price threads fur some drama…
Does that stinking bloody oodie make anyone else unnaturally angry?
It looks like he's wrapped himself in a matted terrier.
It looks like he's wrapped himself in a matted terrier.
@ScottishMammy92 screaming at matted terrier reminds me a bit of this kind of dog, sorry to insult this breed
reminds me a bit of this kind of dog, sorry to insult this breed
I cannot breathe for laughing hen. Thank god you've swerved right oot yer lane wae this wan!@ScottishMammy92 screaming at matted terrier
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Utterly bespoke vibes. Also.
That knock off Oddie must be absolutely honking now. I reckon if he left it on the floor, it could get up and walk itself across the flat.
Well that answers the question of where he's been, he's hud surgery tae get the Grinch jammies removed. He's back in next week tae get the oodie(?) thing removed leading to the return of the honking hoosecoat.
He thinks by him taking his wee sabbatical from that app that isn’t his job that in some way he’s all mysterious but he’s only not posting shite cause hinch isn’t posting atm either, it’s scary how much he copies her. I don’t like the woman but I’m thankful she’s all the way done in Essex because I get single white female vibes from Mario… 
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Is her sofa going mouldy as well?
Marion is a Martha IYKYKHe thinks by him taking his wee sabbatical from that app that isn’t his job that in some way he’s all mysterious but he’s only not posting shite cause hinch isn’t posting atm either, it’s scary how much he copies her. I don’t like the woman but I’m thankful she’s all the way done in Essex because I get single white female vibes from Mario…
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Mario, you really need to deactivate your social media now mate. Your content is becoming more boring with each passing day 
Must be past 10 in the photo look at his bespoke power bankMario, you really need to deactivate your social media now mate. Your content is becoming more boring with each passing day
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Moanio's current non content.
In the shade 'filtered to duck' (green slime currently
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In the shade 'filtered to duck' (green slime currently
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