His hair is falling off the back of his head.
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Hard of good looks.
He's had his lips done again, that filler is migrating up to the hooter of doom, then it'll morph into something terrible.
A combination of the three
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It already has morphed into something terrible
Ahhhhhh a face even a desperate, overflowing cock wouldn't spaff on
Piss poor attempt to look enigmatic. Maz, you can use all the filters you like but you're still ugly. Also, WHERE IS THE STINKING OODIE?
Separated at birth, also.
Fae the angle o that photie it luks like he's completely bald oan the tap and that's wan o they stick oan toupees, but the temu version, and they've sent a merkin instead.
Susan is tit at lash lifts 
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Holy tit, I’d be asking for my £6* back. I’ve been having lash lifts for years and they never look like that.
*And petrol money but Mario doesnae drive. He could get a car loan like 🫰 but then the bank would own his Micra for the next 30 years on a fixed rate and that’s no for him so he’ll get the bus.
*And petrol money but Mario doesnae drive. He could get a car loan like 🫰 but then the bank would own his Micra for the next 30 years on a fixed rate and that’s no for him so he’ll get the bus.
Gary Glitter wants his brows back
That's Mario asking 'Do you wanna be in my gang'
That's Mario asking 'Do you wanna be in my gang'
That bleeping nose! bleep could smell a Sunday roast on a Thursday. So aye
Not serviced by Susan.Susan is tit at lash lifts
What are the smudges on his eye lids? Poor Susan, she needs to renew her cesstificate in lashes, also.
Ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
That's some bespoke patter there ma luveleh. Keep yer power
Think Susan, Nathan and Ballybrows (the OG oan this app, iykykiydkgtk) have a bespoke WhatsApp about her ma hens
Poor Susan. Never has canni polish a turd been mair apt.
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Think they double dare each other to see who can get away with the most?
The yellow head on his chin
Craters oan that
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@hopethishelpsallthebest do you'se have time to give oor Marion lash extensions please?
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