Cleaning with Mario #121 Lilac Leggings on Tour.

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How bad is the power supply that he needs 5 courses of lighting in the bedroom? 2 bedside ceiling lights, main ceiling light and then lamp at his dresser, does he still have the Hollywood vanity lights he got ikea?
 
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Losing friends, Mario?. People are finally seeing who you really are.
And those words describe YOU perfectly, not them.

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I'm not in his insta mates pages, so has anyone seen them post about a visit to freak faces flat?.
Surely he hasn't made this visit up and bought himself flowers?! 🤭
 
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How bad is the power supply that he needs 5 courses of lighting in the bedroom? 2 bedside ceiling lights, main ceiling light and then lamp at his dresser, does he still have the Hollywood vanity lights he got ikea?
TROLL…..he is registered blind due to his Kerry katonas and needs aww the lights on.
 
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Why would you buy three pots of moisturiser in one go though? If it’s three for two it doesn’t mean you HAVE to buy three. You could just buy one or use the three for two offer on two other products to go with it? Absolute hoarding behaviour. Why do you need that much cream clutttering up the place? His thought process is just completely baffling to me. Nice how he tagged that small business Boots though. They’ll need the extra customers his page can generate 😒
 
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He bought 3 before even knowing if he would like it or not? Hard of soft skin, sandpaper skin needs 3 tubs of moisturiser.
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My cup runneth over
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Losing friends, Mario?. People are finally seeing who you really are.
And those words describe YOU perfectly, not them.

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I'm not in his insta mates pages, so has anyone seen them post about a visit to freak faces flat?.
Surely he hasn't made this visit up and bought himself flowers?! 🤭
Who is this “them all” it’s like 2009 Facebook vibes aimed posts without stating who it is about or saying it to their face.
“Care about no one, look out for myself, don’t need anyone”!!!! Am done with people, users!!! all I need is ma Rayn and I. Capeesh ✨
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We going on a wee Hebrew journey now? With his use of my cup runneth?
Week of Eid he starts using it he probably seen it on some posts on that vile app TT with those celebrating Eid
 
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He bought 3 before even knowing if he would like it or not?
Exactly. Surely someone with the highest spectrum of sensitive skin would want to test it first? And if you have something you already use, that you like and it works, just stick with it? Skin doesn’t like it when you chop and change products all the time. Surely someone who just loves skincare as much as he does should already know that.
 
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Hello ma lovelies. Am noooo well. I have a bespoke (and thankfully rare) case of raging PMS in the scent Crippling Anxiety this weekend. Proper sick, miserable, and a hefty dose of low self-esteem/social paranoia so I’ve locked masel away today in my hoose that is actually a hoose with don’t, back, and patio doors (wealth? Smell it, hen!) and am trying to make masel feel a bit better by just eating well, getting some fresh air, petting pets, and generally appreciating that this too will pass and I’ll be back to normal in a day or so- hopefully by tomorrow as, unlike Mario, I have a fuhl time joab that I have to actually turn up for.

That said, feeling as I’m feeling today, if I had spent yesterday at a friend’s house where I was served overcooked economy pack pasta in grey mayonnaise that I had to eat off a tray on my lap, had to hover my arse over a damp toilet to pee, and then found my host posted this the next morning, I would not be on a good way.

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Hello ma lovelies. Am noooo well. I have a bespoke (and thankfully rare) case of raging PMS in the scent Crippling Anxiety this weekend. Proper sick, miserable, and a hefty dose of low self-esteem/social paranoia so I’ve locked masel away today in my hoose that is actually a hoose with don’t, back, and patio doors (wealth? Smell it, hen!) and am trying to make masel feel a bit better by just eating well, getting some fresh air, petting pets, and generally appreciating that this too will pass and I’ll be back to normal in a day or so- hopefully by tomorrow as, unlike Mario, I have a fuhl time joab that I have to actually turn up for.

That said, feeling as I’m feeling today, if I had spent yesterday at a friend’s house where I was served overcooked economy pack pasta in grey mayonnaise that I had to eat off a tray on my lap, had to hover my arse over a damp toilet to pee, and then found my host posted this the next morning, I would not be on a good way.

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Totally thought that said 'shitting myself away from them all'
 
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No way did he hang washing outside those horrible flats unless he stood guard over it 🤭...Or, did he take it to his brother's house?.

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No way did he hang washing outside those horrible flats unless he stood guard over it 🤭...Or, did he take it to his brother's house?.

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Probably the reason it was out an hour only my lovely, incase the junkies stole it 😂
Surely he’s lying though,

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I mean even if he did get a wee sunny interval this morning, there’s no way it would be dry in an hour 😂

New York in America.
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Holy duck he’s thick.

There are two products Mario, TWO.

Same number as the amount of brain cells you have dying of loneliness and boredom in that tiny little brain of yours.

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It’s baffling that he chose to use wallpaper in the bathroom because what’s commonly used to remove wallpaper? Steam. And what does a shower generate a lot of? Steam! 🤦🏻‍♀️
It's because he's a steamer and nae debates.
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Probably the reason it was out an hour only my lovely, incase the junkies stole it 😂
Surely he’s lying though,

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I mean even if he did get a wee sunny interval this morning, there’s no way it would be dry in an hour 😂

New York in America.
Debbie harris
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I'm about fifteen minutes away from him and it's been sunny on and off, but no way would his stuff dry that quickly, unless it's inferior thin quality 🤔🤭
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Someone slap me, I've started to feel pity for the deluded wee man 😩
Blocked and reported, absolute troll behaviour 🐍
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Why would you buy three pots of moisturiser in one go though? If it’s three for two it doesn’t mean you HAVE to buy three. You could just buy one or use the three for two offer on two other products to go with it? Absolute hoarding behaviour. Why do you need that much cream clutttering up the place? His thought process is just completely baffling to me. Nice how he tagged that small business Boots though. They’ll need the extra customers his page can generate 😒
His collab with Look Fantastic is going well if he's chanting about products from Boots. 🤷‍♀️
 
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Why is this forty year old man using words like "laters" regularly? Like it's just a part of his vocabulary? He also doesn't say bicarbonate of soda he calls it "bicarbonative soda"...I've caught it a few times now and I think he's even just said "carbonative" as well 💀😂

It's making me very uncomfortable.

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Holy duck he’s thick.

There are two products Mario, TWO.

Same number as the amount of brain cells you have dying of loneliness and boredom in that tiny little brain of yours.

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Two the same does not equal three products Maz, it equals 2. Do stop being so hard of counting. The thought of using those products in my, currently mortgaged not on a 30 year fixed rate term, house, is enough to give me a headache. All those toxic chemicals are not my passions. And Nancy Birtwhistle will think you're a skank like the rest of us do.
 
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How is he going through conditioner quicker than shampoo? Shouldn't it be the other way round😂

Notice he didn't even try to pronounce Ouai
 
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How is he going through conditioner quicker than shampoo? Shouldn't it be the other way round😂

Notice he didn't even try to pronounce Ouai
I go through my conditioner so much quicker and that’s with me doing a double shampoo every time. I love to use my conditioner as a mask though and have LOTS of hair not just 3 strands capeesh
 
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