Thread suggestion winner is Cleaning with Mario #121 - ''Lilac Leggings on Tour” by @Lilly Lou
https://tattle.life/threads/cleanin...n-flat-dont-blame-the-cat.44493/post-18795538
Previous thread.
Long recap.
Decorating journey has ceased the noo. Boudoir later in the year then it starts all over agin.
The bathroom and hall have had his interior decoratingstrangler fingers skills forced upon them.
Dreaming of his holiday to Lanzo but the pic was La Graciosa.
He forgot Deeks birthday was the morrow but he is Mario so was well prepared.
Rant about motivation, he would love to help but cannae, however, he could set up a monthly planner for youse but that’s not his way.
‘’Vinted’’ it seems is overrated but he may sell some of his tat on it.
Deek’s birthday was a riot, not. All about him as the norm.
Everyone on Tattle was getting into the spirit for the Royal visit doon South.
And we are off.
Thursday.
Took his wheelie suitcase adorned with a personalised address label. On the train to Hannah’s gaff moaning about the smell. Went to the factory to pour some wax and then to MH to see the stunning kiosk. Pizza. Later on moaning about lack of sleep.
Friday.
Bit of a journey doon South apparently but then a road trip live. Deek reading the comments out like a 5-year-old. Mario pissed Tattle off as it was again all about him. Comments were on fire. The best was ‘’The Krankies being driven around by Rose West.’’
3 hours later or maybe 7 or 8 according to different sources the visit was over. Pizza was thrown at them by Sofa and they left after a piccie on the bed. His cup runneth over again.
A live agin while they ate a Maccies, the comments commenced and then Maz had a rant. Back to Hannah’s gaff.
Saturday.
Train hame. Back in his cosy place to be in his jammies.
Nay pictures/videos of this monumental day but Hannah took a few.
A reel of ‘’let’s go 2024 we’re ready for ya’’.
Dots of doom while putting on his skincare. Reliving the last few days of him going ‘’across the pond’’ to see Hinch.
Rayn was not her usual self because they had left her but Maz felt the need to call her out on this.
Sunday
Joys of a B&M haul.
Moaned later on after his therapist bleated on about gaslighting. She has unlocked all the bullshit he was dealing with and now he sees it all.
His ‘’duck it year’’ is still on and it is noo preserved on a gifted keyring.
Monday
Video of him fingering his bedding with the TS Lover song over the top. Another pizza.
Tuesday
Showed off his collection of perfumes and that wasn’t half of them. Dots of doom while Deek watched the footie.
Wednesday
Mare tat in the hoose and a ‘’let them’’ post. In bed he moaned that his day was productive and his night stressful but cups of tea made by Deek calmed him doon.
Thursday
Moaned he has to get up and do the washings, work and it’s repeat repeat. Then posts that a boring life should be a blessing. Mare money spent on himself, he treatit himself to some mare perfume. £58 on some JM.
There are 3 videos of the car live in this lot......
https://tattle.life/threads/cleanin...n-flat-dont-blame-the-cat.44493/post-18795538
Previous thread.
Cleaning with Mario #120 ''Honkin flat, don’t blame the cat”
Thread suggestion courtesy of @Lily lou ''Honkin flat, don’t blame the cat” https://tattle.life/threads/cleaning-with-mario-119-busy-naw-lazy-aye.44311/post-18586860 Previous thread. https://tattle.life/threads/cleaning-with-mario-119-busy-naw-lazy-aye.44311/page-10#post-18586860 Short recap...
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Long recap.
Decorating journey has ceased the noo. Boudoir later in the year then it starts all over agin.
The bathroom and hall have had his interior decorating
Dreaming of his holiday to Lanzo but the pic was La Graciosa.
He forgot Deeks birthday was the morrow but he is Mario so was well prepared.
Rant about motivation, he would love to help but cannae, however, he could set up a monthly planner for youse but that’s not his way.
‘’Vinted’’ it seems is overrated but he may sell some of his tat on it.
Deek’s birthday was a riot, not. All about him as the norm.
Everyone on Tattle was getting into the spirit for the Royal visit doon South.
And we are off.
Thursday.
Took his wheelie suitcase adorned with a personalised address label. On the train to Hannah’s gaff moaning about the smell. Went to the factory to pour some wax and then to MH to see the stunning kiosk. Pizza. Later on moaning about lack of sleep.
Friday.
Bit of a journey doon South apparently but then a road trip live. Deek reading the comments out like a 5-year-old. Mario pissed Tattle off as it was again all about him. Comments were on fire. The best was ‘’The Krankies being driven around by Rose West.’’
3 hours later or maybe 7 or 8 according to different sources the visit was over. Pizza was thrown at them by Sofa and they left after a piccie on the bed. His cup runneth over again.
A live agin while they ate a Maccies, the comments commenced and then Maz had a rant. Back to Hannah’s gaff.
Saturday.
Train hame. Back in his cosy place to be in his jammies.
Nay pictures/videos of this monumental day but Hannah took a few.
A reel of ‘’let’s go 2024 we’re ready for ya’’.
Dots of doom while putting on his skincare. Reliving the last few days of him going ‘’across the pond’’ to see Hinch.
Rayn was not her usual self because they had left her but Maz felt the need to call her out on this.
Sunday
Joys of a B&M haul.
Moaned later on after his therapist bleated on about gaslighting. She has unlocked all the bullshit he was dealing with and now he sees it all.
His ‘’duck it year’’ is still on and it is noo preserved on a gifted keyring.
Monday
Video of him fingering his bedding with the TS Lover song over the top. Another pizza.
Tuesday
Showed off his collection of perfumes and that wasn’t half of them. Dots of doom while Deek watched the footie.
Wednesday
Mare tat in the hoose and a ‘’let them’’ post. In bed he moaned that his day was productive and his night stressful but cups of tea made by Deek calmed him doon.
Thursday
Moaned he has to get up and do the washings, work and it’s repeat repeat. Then posts that a boring life should be a blessing. Mare money spent on himself, he treatit himself to some mare perfume. £58 on some JM.
There are 3 videos of the car live in this lot......
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Although I suspect it might be down to all the chocolate that he doesn’t like and 
there were some belters from last thread, all as funny as his 30 minute visit tae the tend farm.