Cleaning with Mario #120 ''Honkin flat, don’t blame the cat”

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Plus if they were 3 quid down from 35, no bleep wanted them anyway. Honking wee tart

Just because they were £3 doesn’t mean you have to buy them, just shows they will buying anything just because it’s cheap. The man has storage boxes on kitchen units with Christmas mugs, Halloween mugs, Easter mugs, summer mugs, cosy night mugs, soup mugs, no valentines mugs because that no fur him. Pure boak at all that stuff.
Eliz B Law
New York. America
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Day night
So forth.

 

[YR80]

He's definitely one of the 'New Year, new me' brigade.

Bore off Mario, you sad, whiney bastard

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Does he genuinely expect his hunners of followers to believe that he has so many messages in his inbox, outbox, shake all about box that all happen to use LET THEM in bespoke capital letters?

 

[SuzyE]

Derek kept him calm. Shut up you stupid fanny

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

If the neon bralette doesny make an appearance in Lanza I will riot.

we huv tae hope it still fits her after all those BOGOF pizzas at her fav Castleveeechi

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m guessing he’s filmed a wee skincare/have a cup of tea with me video to poorly promote Look Fantastic and push his code.

He’d actually be an amazing ambassador for LF- they’re one of the worst companies I’ve ever dealt with. Really terrible and incompetent.

 

[Whataloadabollox]

He has mare perfumes than me and he's a bloke. Well, I assume anyhoo.

Nay caps on some of those dupes, lost them in the hovel of a bedroom.

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In his defence (I will see myself out ) Maison Margiella don’t have caps for their fragrances. He’s still a wee beaky bleep!

 

[Poptart]

He has been busy tonight and stressed…. Is the holiday pending?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Are we going on a bespoke Look Fantastic unboxing journey? IDKBINTGTK, haven’t heard the ugly cretinous moron mention it before

You've spoilt his big reveal for his duck it year. He'll be fumming.

 

[Realhousemouse]

The irony of him trying to plug Look Fantastic when he never looks anything but fuckin awful

 

[twilightgarden]

He has been busy tonight and stressed…. Is the holiday pending?

Greeting cos all his clothes are mouldy after a year in a suitcase

 

[Shrekssister]

In his defence (I will see myself out ) Maison Margiella don’t have caps for their fragrances. He’s still a wee beaky bleep!

Never message this page again!

 

[AllieBee]

The irony of him trying to plug Look Fantastic when he never looks anything but fuckin awful

This comment made me laugh way too much!

 

[Runforestrun]

Lads!
I had a terrible dream last night, some would say a nightmare so aye.
Marion took a shine to me a bought me a bright blue suit and invited me back to his house. It was a wee terraced house with a front and back door! but when I got there he tried to bribe me with new bedding sets. So I made my excuses and ran away. Then I ended up working in a funeral home and I’m not 100% convinced the two scenarios weren’t connected somehow 🫣
Last time I have a bespoke cheeseless cheese board before bed

 

[Freefalling]

Wee Deek calmed him down the night what utter shite he talks. Maz stop over egging the pudding, we all know wee Dellboy is terrified to talk without written permission from you. Can't wait to see the look fantastic ad

 

[Curly]

Can’t wait to email look fantastic and tell them how he thinks the majority of their customer base are cunts

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Work from home?. What the hell can he do, because using the phone is out the question because he's so hard to understand.

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All l see in this picture is a cluttered work unit

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Anything computer based is out too on account of him being hard of English and hard of Maths, also.

I've been applying for Executive Assistant roles non-stop this week and only about half of them are even listed as Hybrid, and then they still want you in the office 2 or 3 days a week. So, what on earth he thinks he could do from home, is beyond me! Also, I don't know how he sits around all day doing duck all, all day. I've been a Lady of Leisure for three and a bit months now and I'm bored out of my mind. No wonder he's got to fill the void with endless shopping.
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You've spoilt his big reveal for his duck it year. He'll be fumming.

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bleeping hell. Imagine that looming down on you. Someone please #FreeDeek!

 

[Joo92]

You've spoilt his big reveal for his duck it year. He'll be fumming.

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I’m glad I waited until this morning to read here-I would not have slept a wink if I’d seen that monstrosity at bedtime

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

The post of someone who’s bitter they still have to work

 

[Shrekssister]

Wee Deek calmed him down the night what utter shite he talks. Maz stop over egging the pudding, we all know wee Dellboy is terrified to talk without written permission from you. Can't wait to see the look fantastic ad

Wee Deek had a particularly strong doobie before bed and mario got caught in the bespoke second hand smoke crossfire

 

[AllieBee]

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The post of someone who’s bitter they still have to work

He's hit the big time now with a LF collab. Oh wait...they gift to any of the instagrifters don't they! He better not be using any filters when he ads it either or he will find himself getting reported.