What is this house he talks about? Someone elses?
First class prat
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First class prat
Can we suggest this as the next thread title please?! Dying at this!The irony of him trying to plug Look Fantastic when he never looks anything but fuckin awful
LF has a different meaning when applied to Martin - Lazy Fucktard
Let's face it, Mario, you've got feck all interesting going on in your life so crack on you boring freak.
“Looking after everyone else”.
Who?
That cat is neglected.
While I dislike tiny halitosis-riddled Orange men, I feel sorry for Derek who seems to work mad shifts so he can subsidize Mario, and then he has to spend his free time chaperoning him around like he’s Stevie Wonder.
Who?
That cat is neglected.
While I dislike tiny halitosis-riddled Orange men, I feel sorry for Derek who seems to work mad shifts so he can subsidize Mario, and then he has to spend his free time chaperoning him around like he’s Stevie Wonder.
I can hand on heart say that I've never bought from LookFantastic and never will while they continue with affiliate codes for every Tom, Dick and Instac**t, not even using my friend's code. If you need a load of filtered instanobodies (my friend definitely does not filter but we know the majority of these pathetic, vain wannabes do) to sell your products, then the products aren't good enough. If they are good products and you can continually give discounts via masses of unrelated and not-very-good skincare/make up accounts, then surely the products should be sellable without them and permanently at that price.Are we going on a bespoke Look Fantastic unboxing journey? IDKBINTGTK, haven’t heard the ugly cretinous moron mention it before
When you are stooping to the level of giving affiliate codes to people who cannot buy the right shade of foundations, manages to have skin (and therefore products) look terrible even with the filters, has masses of expired and rank make up stashed and has absolutely no idea about actual skincare, cannot pronounce most things, speaks the way he does, then yes, you're not a skincare/make up company I'd want to buy from.
Exactly, and I'm not sure he has to worry about baths either as he's too poor to have one. This definitely wasn't written about him. Anyway Hapoy Thuraday.
Spotted on Facebook. Mario’s resignation letter 
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So he moans every single day about his work, his life blah blah blah, then posts the complete opposite, that it should be looked upon as a blessing.
How can two adults who are apparout the house working need to spend so much time ‘tidying up?’ And who exactly does he think he’s looking after?
It’s an insult to folks who actually have a hefty pile on their plate. Him making out that he’s hard done by really boils my piss.
He’s no kids, no elderly relatives being cared for, and he doesn’t volunteer for any charities.
It’s an insult to folks who actually have a hefty pile on their plate. Him making out that he’s hard done by really boils my piss.
He’s no kids, no elderly relatives being cared for, and he doesn’t volunteer for any charities.
Great advert for am with the Jo malone
Why oh why does he buy so much tit? He’s all ‘be good to yourself always’ but particularly with the current cost of living crisis he just comes across as a show off, hoarding twit. Surely as a ‘partner’ in that bespoke business Avamay he shouldn’t really be constantly plugging other brands?
Does that look like a tiny wee sample size or is it just his big strangler fingers? Boke.
He's trolling now surely. Posting about ava may perfume then the next story is a jo molane one.
Always be good to yourself. Ayeyouve got no problem with that you fat wee slut
Always be good to yourself. Ayeyouve got no problem with that you fat wee slut
Thread suggestion in thereThe irony of him trying to plug Look Fantastic when he never looks anything but fuckin awful
You'd think his 'be good to yourself' chant will eventually rile up many of his followers. You'll potentially have the older ladies who may be worried about their bills, and then a lot worrying about how they are heating and feeding kids, as well as clothing and treating them for various events (birthdays, Xmas, Easter, etc.). I don't imagine someone as foul as him having many middle class, affluent followers looking to purchase Jo Malone, especially not after stretching to the Ava shite.
The only followers he probably is safe from pissing off are those out there playing the system or getting cash from questionable places. I suppose he may have a handful of people working full/near-full time, managed to get social housing and have no dependents who maybe have his mindset and have no ambition or future plans (even just ensuring a decent pension and/or savings for potential hard times) and are content frittering away everything or getting up to their eyeballs in Klarna debt because they do just go one day to the next unhappy and getting their highs from hitting Pay Now.
The only followers he probably is safe from pissing off are those out there playing the system or getting cash from questionable places. I suppose he may have a handful of people working full/near-full time, managed to get social housing and have no dependents who maybe have his mindset and have no ambition or future plans (even just ensuring a decent pension and/or savings for potential hard times) and are content frittering away everything or getting up to their eyeballs in Klarna debt because they do just go one day to the next unhappy and getting their highs from hitting Pay Now.
People have messaged her about this and she replied that she doesn't give a tit that he buys other brands perfume, wax melts and candles, as she herself burns Yankee Candles or something like that.
He is always good to himself, never Derek.
£58.00 for mare perfume.
The man is bonkers.
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'Always be good to yourself' by paying the addicts on the estate to go on a bespoke rob-to-order. 
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