Cleaning with Mario #120 ''Honkin flat, don’t blame the cat”

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Just sat and dried all my hair LMAO! What hair would have taken her 0.2 seconds
 
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He should get done for neglect if he’s left that cat on her own for 3 days with nobody looking in on her. Hope she shat on his bed.
 
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He should get done for neglect if he’s left that cat on her own for 3 days with nobody looking in on her. Hope she shat on his bed.
but she’s to feel lucky she wasn’t put into a cattery or a friend or family’s house for company
 
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It's not even his business. I would shoot him if I were her. It's a crazy idea though, the skincare market is saturated.
Mebbes they hope tae take ower the boaby boady shoaps market. Wi any luck will go the same way as them #bankrupt if Beak keeps saying his brand, then the bailiffs might come tae his ring doorbell.
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Crayons would be an improvement.
 
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I had to laugh at him saying when he has pals over, they’d never take photos etc. So the last time he had people in the refugee hut was for his birthday in 2021 and didn’t Rendall do stories of her going through his kitchen cupboards and slagging off all his cheap canned food
 
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The way he speaks about Rayn is absolutely disgusting. She's a cat, she doesn't understand why you've left her. From what he says, it sounds like Rayn hasn't ate or done the toilet since he's been away? And his response to this is to just ignore her until she comes round. Feed her whatever she wants, spoil her and get her some toys so that she's happy. It's a stinking attitude for him to have. Stinking just like his breath and his arse

It annoys me as well, how long it takes him to do his skincare and the way he pats everything into his skin. It's no doing anything for you Beaky, you're still ugly outside and in
 
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Also put up a dot of doom with Hannah in a face mask, so she must no be a pal.
 
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If I knew his address I’d be reporting him to the RSPCA the evil bastard. I don’t care that she’s a “hoose”cat, she’ll be wondering what the hell is going on when they just abandon her for 3 fucking days when they normally don’t leave the house !!
 
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I knew I should have followed through with my calls to the SSPCA and CPL to get welfare checks for that wee cat. Canny believe they fucked off and left her alone for 3 days, how was she to get fed and watered? I know you can get dispensers for the cat food but what about water, has rayne the wean got opposable thumbs and she can turn taps oan? Ma lassies huv cats and they often go away for a few days but they leave a window open so the cars can go in and oot and either me or a neighbour will leave food out every day for them. But the pare cat is the bad yin for being moody, wtaf? I hope she attacks the selfish prick when he's asleep. This has really angered me.
 
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Call me a snob but I wouldn’t light one of her candles in my house let alone put her Ali Express skincare on my face. And aside, I thought oor Marion has ultra sensitive skin?
 
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The highlight of his day, a B&M haul. You sad, sad man


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Call me a snob but I wouldn’t light one of her candles in my house let alone put her Ali Express skincare on my face. And aside, I thought oor Marion has ultra sensitive skin?
Me either. I stick to reputable companies
 
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Call me a snob but I wouldn’t light one of her candles in my house let alone put her Ali Express skincare on my face. And aside, I thought oor Marion has ultra sensitive skin?
Well he does have a bright red face. Maybe his tomato sauce head is what he means by sensitive skin? I mean, he's not known for his brains is he!
 
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The leggings are back on and he was worried aboot buckling his new shelf with glass jars that's enough fur me the day
 
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The way he speaks to Rayn in his shitey B&M haul stories really angers me. Rayn has done nothing wrong. Wish Rayn could come and live with me

Also, how does he have any washing to do when he's been wearing the same stinking leggings for 3 or 4 days
 
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