Sitting here now patiently waiting on saint mirren posting his swan pots jurneyyy....
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I was in Central Station when they were filming this, there are signs everywhere because it said you could ask not to be filmed and one would presume if they are filming there would be a film crew?? I don’t believe he didn’t know he was being filmed. I bet he has been waiting ages to watch himself on tv.
Nice foot socks there Marj 
In Melvins world, where he believes he'd be an asset to Swan.“N so many eh yees were asking me for months in regards tae aw these carpets”
In what world is this true? Get to duck Martin.
With Melvin as your brand ambassador, your sales, like his IBS, will be through the roof.
Morning ma luvlees ...Marjorie will be wanting royalty payments for being featured walking aff the train...so ayeJust catching up on his stories.... what's that TV show he's shown on? Looks like he's waiting to get on a train!
Carefully placed himself in shot ma luvlee
He said before he doesn’t watch much TV so he has definitely been watching to see himself xx
The Dyson's just that powerful his hair melted through the flairboards so aye
So I’m usually on Sophlos page but popped over here as he was mentioned. Looked him up on insta
What in the actual duck was that I just watched? He’s not real surely? Please tell me he’s a panorama tv experiment? He’s like a bad Scottish stereotype wrapped up in a cross between Robbie Rotten from lazy town, a milk bottle and a thunderbirds puppet. I’m Scottish (miles n miles further up tho) and I apologise for him
. So aye and all that shite
What in the actual duck was that I just watched? He’s not real surely? Please tell me he’s a panorama tv experiment? He’s like a bad Scottish stereotype wrapped up in a cross between Robbie Rotten from lazy town, a milk bottle and a thunderbirds puppet. I’m Scottish (miles n miles further up tho) and I apologise for him
. So aye and all that shitePlease watch the boy wonder highlight and give your thoughtsSo I’m usually on Sophlos page but popped over here as he was mentioned. Looked him up on insta
What in the actual duck was that I just watched? He’s not real surely? Please tell me he’s a panorama tv experiment? He’s like a bad Scottish stereotype wrapped up in a cross between Robbie Rotten from lazy town, a milk bottle and a thunderbirds puppet. I’m Scottish (miles n miles further up tho) and I apologise for him
Ohhhh!
He's thin now, but looks skinny there - he'd definitely slide through the flairboards, so aye! Much more enjoyable thread, he's comedy goldSo I’m usually on Sophlos page but popped over here as he was mentioned. Looked him up on insta
What in the actual duck was that I just watched? He’s not real surely? Please tell me he’s a panorama tv experiment? He’s like a bad Scottish stereotype wrapped up in a cross between Robbie Rotten from lazy town, a milk bottle and a thunderbirds puppet. I’m Scottish (miles n miles further up tho) and I apologise for him
I’ve got a headache just looking at all the different smells and chemicals he’s using. Especially in a small flat. Lavender Fabreze and spring fresh Fabreze with an air wick chaser? Anyone lights a match within 100ft of his house it’ll go up like a Roman Candle. Still he’s just following his grey master making wmd’s in the loo
Oh ffs! 
Rayn's just wished handsomnes a Happy Birthday!
Rayn's just wished handsomnes a Happy Birthday! Hahahahahaha did you lot realise animals had hearts? Good man St Martina of small businesses and animals
Dying for rains next escape attempt
Dying for rains next escape attempt
He is proud to he a zlist celeb its cringey
I suspect Derek, with the clippers, tongue out, concentrating.
VOM
I don’t think he knew he was being filmed. I see no sign of top hat, cane or jazz hands
Never mind his hair, look at the rest of him! I know that a picture of the telly is going to show some distortion but the woman on the right is roughly in proportion. Look at those tiny, skinny, short wee legs and toddler feet. It looks like the bits above and below the bottom of his anorak belong to different people.
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