Denzel & Marjorie tho 
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Nobody wants to see your crabstick legs.
At least the miserable Susan's don't have a face like a leathery old handbag. Maybe you should lay off the gin, Mario. It's aging you horribly
At least the miserable Susan's don't have a face like a leathery old handbag. Maybe you should lay off the gin, Mario. It's aging you horribly
Eeeeeew with his roasting sweating feet stinking in his winter slippers.Check out those bespoke legs
And he is yapping on about all the messages about his crapets. Go to his highlights to view the process of his getting new carpets. I have bought several new carpets and unusually go to the shop. Buy them. They get delivered. They get fitted. I must be doing something wrong as it does not sound like his process and crapet journey. Ps for those of you asking. They are not grey!
Blush Pink??
I spy with my little eye a wee appeal for Swan to get in touch. Now that he's mastered the art of making "pizzas" he needs new pots and pans .............................and absolutely anything else they might care to send.
God why doesn’t he just email Swan and ask them incase they don’t see the heavy hint on Insta he wants on the bandwagon 
I’ll be raging if he gets a set! I’ve been after a set for ages and to be fair they have been sold out for at least a month/couple of months so if they send one to him for the freebies without releasing them for sale I’ll be annoyed. Although the website has said for ages they expect more stock in June so why not just wait another couple of weeks instead of essentially begging for some... because he knows they’re going to be restockedGod why doesn’t he just email Swan and ask them incase they don’t see the heavy hint on Insta he wants on the bandwagon
. Where would he even put them in that overfilled wee flat anyway??Marion should do some interactive stories tagging the companiesGod why doesn’t he just email Swan and ask them incase they don’t see the heavy hint on Insta he wants on the bandwagon
Swan pans
Or
Tefal pans
Nae debates on my page please. I did receive hunners of messages in my outbox. They are actually a plush boujie greg/blush pink.Blush Pink??
Please tell me you are old enough to remember?
Same foreheid
Personally my Morphy Richards have lasted me 20 odd years. Felt so grown up as a student ( in Paisley!!) spending a fortune. In reality I was just chuffed I didn’t have black tit flaking off in my cheesy pastaI’ll be raging if he gets a set! I’ve been after a set for ages and to be fair they have been sold out for at least a month/couple of months so if they send one to him for the freebies without releasing them for sale I’ll be annoyed. Although the website has said for ages they expect more stock in June so why not just wait another couple of weeks instead of essentially begging for some... because he knows they’re going to be restocked
Remember ma lovelies he doesn’t watch TVLook at the white tight wearing fool trying to duck out of shot.
What a pro!
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And factor 50 in 21C 'heat'......
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Please tell me you are old enough to remember?
Same foreheid
Personally my Morphy Richards have lasted me 20 odd years. Felt so grown up as a student ( in Paisley!!) spending a fortune. In reality I was just chuffed I didn’t have black tit flaking off in my cheesy pasta
Just catching up on his stories.... what's that TV show he's shown on? Looks like he's waiting to get on a train! 
“N so many eh yees were asking me for months in regards tae aw these carpets” 
In what world is this true? Get to duck Martin.
In what world is this true? Get to duck Martin.
These people are just making things up as they go along now, ffs!“N so many eh yees were asking me for months in regards tae aw these carpets”
In what world is this true? Get to duck Martin.
They can't be showing they're aff out shopping every day, so they must look around their houses/bespoke flats wondering what stories they can make up today! it is a show on BBC Scotland called inside central station xJust catching up on his stories.... what's that TV show he's shown on? Looks like he's waiting to get on a train!
Ahh right, thanks!
He'll be milking that now, wanting paying for his boujee appearance! - Status