As yiz aw know, ma lovelies, ah’ve said it many, many times so yiz aw know, ah like tae keep my private life private & ma faimly ur very private people, so...here’s a photo of Derek asleep in his bed, this is ma sister & her man in a hot tub, this is ma da’ in his pyjamas in a hoaspital bed (Goad bless the national service, and so forth), this is a wee old yin fae a competition ma wee niece won, so ah’ll show her face & name an’ all & tae finish yiz aff here’s some personal financial information aboot ma parents’ mortgage fur yiz aw, complete wi’ photos & bespoke balloons. Ah’ve no’ goat much else tae tell yiz, so aye...I don’t have a mortgage but agree it would be something to celebrate with your other half, not balloons and photos all over Instagram.
I thought he didn’t post his family as he likes to keep them PRIVATE?
He’s so full of shit.
**youseAs yiz aw know, ma lovelies, ah’ve said it many, many times so yiz aw know, ah like tae keep my private life private & ma faimly ur very private people, so...here’s a photo of Derek asleep in his bed, this is ma sister & her man in a hot tub, this is ma da’ in his pyjamas in a hoaspital bed (Goad bless the national service, and so forth), this is a wee old yin fae a competition ma wee niece won, so ah’ll show her face & name an’ all & tae finish yiz aff here’s some personal financial information aboot ma parents’ mortgage fur yiz aw, complete wi’ photos & bespoke balloons. Ah’ve no’ goat much else tae tell yiz, so aye...
Could someone please photoshop out Melvin riding the grinch's back.