Christ, he’s got the fake Guccis and his legs out today. Absolute killer combo.
Fully looks like he’s having a seizure rolling around on the floor like that tho.
Fully looks like he’s having a seizure rolling around on the floor like that tho.
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He’s a bleeping knob. I genuinely think I would burst into laughter if I ever saw him randomly in the flesh. Not likely because I don’t live in Scotland.
Maybe he was trying to initiate mouth to mouth from Denzel whilst writhing about it on his bespoke plush purple blanket ...so aye
Maybe he is doing the pesto on the grass?
Do you pesto?
Do you pesto?
I wouldn’t see it as patronising, kind of used as a term of endearment if that makes sense. It’s something my wee granny would say about her wee life lolMario, can you not ever, ever, EVER roll around in the grass like that againand you actually filmed AND uploaded it. I’m so embarrassed for him. Did he smoke some of Dezza’s weed on their walk? And then saying Dezza loving his wee life. Correct me if I’m wrong but this comes across as patronising using the word wee or would that not be so in Scotland?
Definitely patronising.
Whilst complaining about the heat! The last thing I would think to do in an airless hot indoor environment would be to light a bloody candle and fill the hot air with an artificial cloying scent!I’ve really neglected Moira these last few weeks. Started watching her again today and I’d forgotten what a gift it is! My favourite take away from today is him, Saint Mario of the Ava May Boujeeee aromas, melting a £2 Asda melt in his £2.50 Asda melt warmeryou’d be fuming if you were Ava May
Only on a Tuesday my lovelies
I thought this too! Bet he’s bakedMario, can you not ever, ever, EVER roll around in the grass like that again
What an angle, it was like a car crash, I couldn’t look awayBit rich of him to tell people to stop moaning when the day before he was moaning...
He’s got IBS ma luvlie, so aye! It’s through the roof.
DOES HE MEAN ME
Mario bbz, your pores can be seen from the international space station. Also, you're probably wriggling around on dog tit. Those fake gucci sunnies though, oh dear
“Live yer life!”... eh....Martin your one who never leaves the house with Blackpool being a long haul destination to you! Now there’s gonna be reposts of the lambada and all the very strange people who enjoy him copying it! And don’t even start me on that fuckin tacky fridge!..... so aye!
Defiantly a term of endearment I live 10 mins away from the patriot saint of paisley and it’s said in like a kind way . No really something I would say about my partner but about my kids if that makes sense , like my 10 month old daughter loving her wee life in her paddling pool. But aye and so forth.
Ahahahahaha! I honestly belly laughed at the atrocity of that worm wiggling on the grass. Wtf is he doing? Why is he filming? Do the neighbours think he’s having a seizure? Why is Derek doing nothing about this? So. Many. Questions.
We can live in hopeDOES HE MEAN ME
Those fake gucci sunnies though, oh dear View attachment 141831me.
that he is now covered in dog shite and maybe fox shite for extra luck...so ayeHello ma luvlies how ur ye awe? Noo a don’t want youse awe to be jealus of marians new bespoke cosmetics fridge, he’s worked damn hard to get that fridge so he hus. However, I don’t mean to boast ma luvlies but av goat wan of them up la loft and al happily #gift it to wan o you luvlies. A mean, it’s goat Hannah Montana branding oan it and it sounds like a Boeing 747 when it’s turned oan but it cun heat yer wan bedroom boujie plush bespoke flat on aboot 4.6 meenits. So aye, just drap me a wee message into my outbox ma luvlies and al pick a winner totally fae random 
Honestly thought that was Saville thenDOES HE MEAN ME
Those fake gucci sunnies though, oh dear View attachment 141831me.
And one of his muffia saying the song reminds her of her Nan.
That just about says it all really.
That just about says it all really.
Good to see you round these parts again, *blows a bespoke Melvin mwah*I’ve really neglected Moira these last few weeks. Started watching her again today and I’d forgotten what a gift it is! My favourite take away from today is him, Saint Mario of the Ava May Boujeeee aromas, melting a £2 Asda melt in his £2.50 Asda melt warmer
He should really consider adding some polyfila into that new fridgeDOES HE MEAN ME
Those fake gucci sunnies though, oh dear View attachment 141831me.
His video offends all of my senses. Like most diehard tattlers I had a dream which involved Marion. In my dream I stumbled across a video of them on the Internet lying naked in the bed with Marion wielding a dildo at Derek. . I think I need to take.a holiday from tattle 
. I think I need to take.a holiday from tattle Is this the start/finish of a sexytime video
He's put on a bit of lockdown lard, which in his case is good. Still looks like a skinned sausage.- Status