I'm literally laughing out loud at this!
Good job on I'm on my own and my bf is gaming with his headset on downstairs or he'd think I've finally cracked! Shinning bright like a diamond on her shin, eh Maz? 
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Good job on I'm on my own and my bf is gaming with his headset on downstairs or he'd think I've finally cracked! Shinning bright like a diamond on her shin, eh Maz? 
He's no interior designer either, that doesn't stop him.“I’m no chef be any means”You’ve got that right, Mazza, and so forth.
He has those, we were hoping that a Tattler who lived near enough could do a drive-by with a remote control from the same cheap ebay set and drive him insane.Oh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)
Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control
Aww so Greedybaws was copying him????
They seem to be doing the rounds again.
Get @Badaboom to do it when he is up staring at him on a Thursday night
Think he's got these .....Dezzas probably using them to cultivate a cropOh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)
Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control
in the cupboard of doom
Yes, I’m thinking the same. I think perhaps hair transplant!
The sun is “shinning” 
people
people I’ll be gutted if he has went on a hair transplant jurneh without us!
Me too, but it could of gone horribly wrong. Who knows what you can buy on eBay these days. He could of used his old rug!I’ll be gutted if he has went on a hair transplant jurneh without us!
If he'd stop strimming his own hair it'd be fine. But if he had a hair transplant, would it have to be grey....?
Plus they all go to Turkey or Albania to get butchered, then wonder why they look like a crime scene.
*yes Dr, I'd like to look like I've been badly embalmed*
Plus they all go to Turkey or Albania to get butchered, then wonder why they look like a crime scene.
*yes Dr, I'd like to look like I've been badly embalmed*
Yes. With a hint of blush pink
Honestly any last little bit of respect I have for our Marion has gone completely out of the window (and I didn’t have a lot of it to begin with).
Where do I start? Firstly, some time off Instagram Mario means TIME
OFFINSTAGRAM Why has he still been posting random tit every single day? Telling us all he’s been loving cooking recently. It’s like his pal Soph, the pair of them have only just discovered cooking is a thing.
Secondly, he’s been loving life atm with the sun ‘shinning’ and not being on the gram so much. Me thinks that’s bullshit.
*Logs in to Instagram to tell Instagram life is better without instagram* Hmmm!
Why is he acting like the world misses him so much? I haven’t even noticed until today that he’s not been on properly for almost two weeks now. That’s how quickly he can fade in to the background, you might want to be careful Mario, you are very easily forgotten.
Where do I start? Firstly, some time off Instagram Mario means TIME
OFFINSTAGRAM Why has he still been posting random tit every single day? Telling us all he’s been loving cooking recently. It’s like his pal Soph, the pair of them have only just discovered cooking is a thing. Secondly, he’s been loving life atm with the sun ‘shinning’ and not being on the gram so much. Me thinks that’s bullshit.
*Logs in to Instagram to tell Instagram life is better without instagram* Hmmm!
Why is he acting like the world misses him so much? I haven’t even noticed until today that he’s not been on properly for almost two weeks now. That’s how quickly he can fade in to the background, you might want to be careful Mario, you are very easily forgotten.
Honestly any last little bit of respect I have for our Marion has gone completely out of the window (and I didn’t have a lot of it to begin with).
Where do I start? Firstly, some time off Instagram Mario means TIME
Secondly, he’s been loving life atm with the sun ‘shinning’ and not being on the gram so much. Me thinks that’s bullshit.
*Logs in to Instagram to tell Instagram life is better without instagram* Hmmm!
Why is he acting like the world misses him so much? I haven’t even noticed until today that he’s not been on properly for almost two weeks now. That’s how quickly he can fade in to the background, you might want to be careful Mario, you are very easily forgotten.
Those numbers never make much sense to me tbh. Why are his numbers still on the rise when he's been AWOL?
The only reason I don't think Melv buys followers is he likes to save his money for tat sprees and beige food. The big surges are Hinch days I assume?
Educate me someone please.
On the days where he posts or interacts, he gets followers. The days he doesn’t, he only gets +5 followers.... 5 in one day is pretty tit for an account as big as his. When he was active he was getting 100+ in a day.
as for why he’s getting numbers when he’s inactive - my lurker it gets random followers everyday... especially if I have the right hashtags used.
It seems Derek hasn’t cut up his cards, Mario has bought some boujie new trainers , wonder if he can get away with kids sizes?
Maz is very brave to wear white tights so guessing his IBS isn’t through the roof today!
never mind ma lovelies, the sun is shinning!
Maz is very brave to wear white tights so guessing his IBS isn’t through the roof today!
never mind ma lovelies, the sun is shinning!
The state of them!It seems Derek hasn’t cut up his cards, Mario has bought some boujie new trainers , wonder if he can get away with kids sizes?
Maz is very brave to wear white tights so guessing his IBS isn’t through the roof today!
never mind ma lovelies, the sun is shinning!
He was robbed, so aye! They’re pretty awful! Nike do have 30% off just now but they don’t look very legit to me.The state of them!
So glad the sun is shinning with him too. Its shinning with me and I've got my washing hanging out in the shinning sun.... it's so shinny...
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