Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

[SarcasticEllis]

Is he still a big game hunter?

Oh no maybe I’d still do him. Make him beg a bit first

 

[Badaboom]

This might be a long shot but could the reason we haven’t seen our saviour of small businesses is because he has had some work done, maybe he brought a diy lip filler kit off eBay and he now has gigantic fish lips?
I missed the whole weekend with the balloon things so I could be wrong. Not sure if we have seen his bespoke face!
Anyways if he hasn’t, maybe you should Maz, do you a treat to have nice fish lips, take the pressure off them eyebrows. So aye!

OMG fish lips on Mazda would. Make.My. Day.

 

[Frankensooze]

This might be a long shot but could the reason we haven’t seen our saviour of small businesses is because he has had some work done, maybe he brought a diy lip filler kit off eBay and he now has gigantic fish lips?
I missed the whole weekend with the balloon things so I could be wrong. Not sure if we have seen his bespoke face!
Anyways if he hasn’t, maybe you should Maz, do you a treat to have nice fish lips, take the pressure off them eyebrows. So aye!

This would be the best news in the world, ever.

 

[WookieCookie]

I think he'll come back saying he's not been well or a wee sob story about they bad tattle people talking about him

 

[Badaboom]

Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.

 

[WookieCookie]

duck me he's come back as Gordon Rancid

 

[Cagayu]

Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.
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He’s been watching miss greedy. She had those two things the other day, I don’t like either of them but if I were Charlotte I’d be pissed that he’d not at least named me as the inspiration for his tea.

 

[DilysMcGillis]

“I’m no chef be any means” You’ve got that right, Mazza, and so forth.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.
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Isnt this bleep supposed to be half Italian... Mario's mafia and all that? He should be strung up by his bawbags for this atrocity...so aye and so forth

 

[Blurp]

Isnt this bleep supposed to be half Italian... Mario's mafia and all that? He should be strung up by his bawbags for this atrocity...so aye and so forth

Just for this atrocity?

 

[Badaboom]

Shinning? What, like a shin?

 

[Blurp]

Shinning? What, like a shin?

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He is such an embarrassment to Scottish education! Well, the whole nation for everything, really.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Christ, my kids could 'cook' better than that!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Shinning? What, like a shin?

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He is an illiterate boujee plush bleep...so aye

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Isnt this bleep supposed to be half Italian... Mario's mafia and all that? He should be strung up by his bawbags for this atrocity...so aye and so forth

This made me laugh and then google "Whats Italian for baws".

Cogliones apparently.

Every day's a school day

 

[Cagayu]

his avatar by that Paige insta was missing his Grey lined teeth. I edited that, then I went full on bored... I present supermario. Looks more like Freddie Mercury the more I look though

 

[twilightgarden]

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his avatar by that Paige insta was missing his Grey lined teeth. I edited that, then I went full on bored... I present supermario. Looks more like Freddie Mercury the more I look though

So bespoke, ah just luv it!

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Oh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)

Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control

 

[Frankensooze]

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his avatar by that Paige insta was missing his Grey lined teeth. I edited that, then I went full on bored... I present supermario. Looks more like Freddie Mercury the more I look though

There's a lot of nose missing. And they've been too kind about the hair.

 

[Cagayu]

There's a lot of nose missing. And they've been too kind about the hair.

Hahaha they really were