Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Big wow. You've got 1m² of cheap lino.

Absolutely winning at life also.
 
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Big wow. You've got 1m² of cheap lino.

Absolutely winning at life also.
They probably only charged him for the flooring and not vat or labour because the area is so small and not worth the hassle £20 quid, vinyls tiles box of 12 only used 7
 
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The close up of the grey lino nearly killed me off...

For the size of the bathroom you couldn't splash out for wooden flooring?

Eejit.
 
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I thought Thursday and Sunday were the days he changed his dirty sheets.

Must have lost control of his bowels last neet.

 
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Well hay Friday tae aw 99% oaf youse Jeremy Hunts wummin oan this vile app.

While youse huv been daeing behaviour here, oor Beak huz taken tae the mean streets oaf Glesga demanding for better bus service. At least ah think it's him, as the lack of spelling mistakes might mean it's a doppelganger
 
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I wonder where the fat bitch of Paisley is today. He's very quiet. The big house refurb must be taking up all his time

New York in America
Also xo
 
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Has he finally got wedged in the shower? Deek with the marigolds oan, covering Marion in butter trying to haul him oot.
 
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Has he finally got wedged in the shower? Deek with the marigolds oan, covering Marion in butter trying to haul him oot.
It better be bloody butter and not the guest Jo Malone soap!!!!
Speaking of which! Where are the advent calender gifts?
 
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He's a bit silent, is the big reveal this weekend still on the cards do we think.

Seeing as he thinks it will be fab but Tattle believes otherwise. has he ran to the hills in a panic.

https://giphy.com/9rRacglGbs68E
Or has he polished the truncheons too hard and got RSI and is the noo in the horse piddle.

Questions Questions.

I for one will not sleep tonight as I am too excited to see Lawrence Blewellen Blowen's bogroom changes.

https://giphy.com/3oEduItbzfD1Xmqhwc
 
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He's keeping his hunners of fans in suspense. In his imagination they are constantly refreshing their screens hoping that I, Daisy Uncle has posted so they can DM him via his closed inbox. Either that or he tripped as he got out if bed and whacked his massive head on the toilet its that close.
 
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The reveal will be online by 8am tomorrow. I bet he’s sat with his laptop on sorting his 90s PowerPoint presentation out as we speak ma lovelies.
 
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