Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Well lassies ma new week is ruined efter reset Sunday. Woke up tae find oot Beaky didni win best actor at the Oscars and Sadie didni win best supporting actress. Dae they no ken who he is!!!!

Let's moap kick Monday, also.
 
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Rome wisnae built in a day.

This wan might take the leader board runner up with best Marion moment.

bleeping fud. Everyone is laughing at you EVERYONE.
 
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So this tattoo removal, anybody else thinking it's no for him, it's for Deek? In ma heid Deek hus a big tattoo oan his erse saying property of domboi 4eva πŸ† πŸ˜‚
A D on one erse cheek and M on the other, his bum hole as the O 😘
 
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Do you know what bothers me most about the wee goblin, he comes on his stories ready to chat utter bespoke shite vibes for 10000 dots of doom and at the start of his drivel he says how are ye aw what yeez been uptoo what yeez done this weekend blah bleeping blah, best of it being he doesn't even have his story replies turned on, so what's the bleeping point in asking? Why even bother pretending you give a duck about the bespoke cunts on this app, say it with your chest mazda, own it, you don't give a flying duck, troll vibes! So aye
 
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So this tattoo removal, anybody else thinking it's no for him, it's for Deek? In ma heid Deek hus a big tattoo oan his erse saying property of domboi 4eva πŸ† πŸ˜‚
Have I missed a tattoo removal journey? Does he know how expensive it is and whether they even take Klarna??
 
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Have I missed a tattoo removal journey? Does he know how expensive it is and whether they even take Klarna??
Naw hen, oor Beak will huv a Groupon special fram a lassie who’s get her cesstificate and laser fram a wan day course in bespoke removal. He’ll end up wi second degree burns but nae bother, it will match up nicely tae his bright red heed. Practice makes okay capeesh?
 
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