Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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geezabreak

Happy mother's day to all you vile troll cunts that huv weans! I myself have 3 and yet ma shelf is barren of cairds proving beyond doubt that I'm wan of the 99%. I'm a cunt and proud
 
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Madge2022

Ferguson said:
On this bespoke dayn of Mothers, as we appreciate oor Maws & weans if we choose or are able to, I take a boujee moment to think about sad Sadie.

She's spent every single day for 40 years wishing she'd swallowed it also.

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Deid behind the eyes, since huving Beak's misshaped heid and Pinocchio nose coming oot her Shereen Nanjiani. Ah bet she needed 50 stitches efter Beak's birth.

Happy maw day tae aw you Jim Delahunts oan this vile app. Mr Madge away oot wi his pals and left me hame alane wi a sick wean. Troll behaviour and nae debates.

Much love for those missing a loved one today
 
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FlowerOfTheEast

Would most folk no post a pic of them wi their ma? He could've taken a lovely selfie o the baith o them when she popped roon the other day tae his luvlie non stinky hoose flat. Oh no wait...
 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

Jim Delahunt’s … I am deceased

question is the maw one of the 99% cause with that maths l thinks she could be
 
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Noseybonk

Ferguson said:
On this bespoke dayn of Mothers, as we appreciate oor Maws & weans if we choose or are able to, I take a boujee moment to think about sad Sadie.

She's spent every single day for 40 years wishing she'd swallowed it also.

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Happy Cunt Day ma lovelies. I’m staying in ma cunt Laine to point out that stripper shoe Sadie’s right hand looks like the bottom of an old tree. FACTUAL

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Babybail93

Noseybonk said:
Happy Cunt Day ma lovelies. I’m staying in ma cunt Laine to point out that stripper shoe Sadie’s right hand looks like the bottom of an old tree. FACTUAL

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Like Mrs Hinch’s rancid hands. They give me the boak. I wonder if Hinch will “cook” fae Marion when she is staying? I couldn’t eat anything Hinch had touched with her skeletor hands
 
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GiftedNotFree

Utterly affronted that Marion isn’t thinking of all is cunts on this dayn of dawn Mother’s Day and so forth?????




Never message this page again !!!
 
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mammaof3

Happy Mother's Day to all you beauts c*nts. kiss kiss.

The original c*nt Sadie.

 
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mrsbucket

I have resting bitch face masel so shouldn't throw stones but oor Sadie always has a face like she's seriously questioning her life choices. I mean she did bring Meidre into this world so it's understandable, also.
 
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AllieBee

Happy Mothers Day fellow cunts! Except you Maz, you're just an asexual, ugly, nasty cunt and you don't count.
 
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

God that English was shocking - I'm contracting bespoke hard of English too.
 
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Macmama

Happy Cunts Day tae Aw you ither baby mamas in this vile troll virus community!

Here’s a wee investing lesson for you Marion, since you’re in tae such passions these days so aye. Ah’ve investit and goat 4 weans. Means 4 times as much chocolate for ma vile troll moo tae scoff. Aye, ma pelvic flare’s nae the same but huv ye seen the price of a box of chocolates these days? Good return

MrMac’s still away in that place abroad (blocked and reportit that vile troll gonna tell him tae get a full time joab like oor Mario’s instead!) so ma eldest has done the Mother’s Day legwork. Floowers, chocolates, cairds and he’s goat me a wee new mug tae. If you’re looking fur hints, Mazda, he might be able tae help, since you’re no the favourite son an Aw that, so aye! Wee cherub so he is.
 
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Noseybonk

I’m just thinking oot loud on this Cunt day ma lovelies, and ma fur baby kitten has got more beds and a bigger shitter than Marion

FACTUAL
 
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