Ah recommend sleeping fur a full day ma lovelieI mean 10 hours sleep, obviously I’m not getting enough sleep and it’s affecting my ability to count
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I need to take tips of Mario so I can work 4 hours a week instead of 40Ah recommend sleeping fur a full day ma lovelie
Just pretend you’re hard of learning ma lovely and stay below 16hrs a week. PIP and tax credits will top up the rest. That’s what Mario doesI need to take tips of Mario so I can work 4 hours a week instead of 40
Are you hard of counting hen?I mean 10 hours sleep, obviously I’m not getting enough sleep and it’s affecting my ability to count
That AD just screams “how’s Trish?”
A few week's before he's going to reveal the changes. How long is the decorator there for ffs. I live in a house and the decorator had every room done as well as the staircase in just over a week.
Keep in mind that its Mario time so we will all probably get to see it 6pm tomorrow.
He's so fricking lazy. He does nothing. Sleeps for 10 hours at night, slumps on that bloody sofa for 12 hours, works for 2 hours. No wonder he's always tired. I've just sat down for the first time today.
Ah've finished work for the week
Canni quite work out if ah dae less hours than Beak.
Not possible to do less than that lazy mincerAh've finished work for the week
Canni quite work out if ah dae less hours than Beak.
He's going to take a few weeks to show us the hall (if you can call it that) and the toilet (which we can assume has had a paint, new flooring and possible resealed)...
duck me how slow are the tradespeople he's found?
I repainted, deep cleaned and resealed my bathroom in a day. Our whole new bathroom (with a bath Maz - smell my wealth) only took 3 days to fit.
He's no right.
duck me how slow are the tradespeople he's found?
I repainted, deep cleaned and resealed my bathroom in a day. Our whole new bathroom (with a bath Maz - smell my wealth) only took 3 days to fit.
He's no right.
Might start a rival cleaning page oan that app, canni make up ma mind tae call it cleaning with Marion or cleaning with Madge. I will be an OG.
Jist ordering a bespoke box for my fillum criss and joos, and three Stanley cups.
There’s something seriously wrong with him if he’s sleeping that much and still says he’s tired. Only time I’ve ever slept that much was when I was a teenager and felt really depressed. Honestly he should see a GP because he’s either got bespoke depression or is highly vitamin deficient. But he went on that vitamin journey and felt instantly more energised, so it can’t be that, surely
He needs to get back on the cut up grapes and Muller so aye 
He is saying a few weeks because he’s not fiiinnnne and embarrassed by his FLAT that all work can be done in few hours not weeks, so wants to make out it’s a big house. Marion is that person we all know one.
Also he is absolutely fiiinnnnneee hens.
Also he is absolutely fiiinnnnneee hens.
Yep, all you need is your [email protected] email and make sure they know to contact you on it for collabs and pr and off you go!
Favourite collectible?! Have a word with yourself
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Mario wouldn't know what to do with a notepad, illiterate duck.
And some bespoke fresh frozen raspberriesHe needs to get back on the cut up grapes and Muller so aye
No because how bleeping dull must your life be to make an Instagram story about buying a notebook!?! Most of us (normal humans) just buy notepads without a second thought. Absolute sad sacks need validation for buying a cheap arse notebook!
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