Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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AllieBee

SuzyE said:
Hey Mario. Have you had a brain fart?!. You HAVE shown your niece along with other people's kids from her dance class. Remember now?!. You want shot with shit for lying

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Hey Mario, do us all a favour and tell your BFFs Hinch and Solomon that would you?! Ta. Ah wait, nah you won't will you, you're scared they won't pretend to like you any more. Saddo. Anyway you did share your niece remember? At her dance school, even told us her name.
 
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Forthrlols

Thats probably the only thing that mario has ever posted that I've agreed with. I did go and watch the video and was quite disgusted by it.

I don't post my kids on SM and any friends who post their kids, I don't like or comment not to be bad just to bring less attention to the post as you just never know who's watching or screenshotting. My own kind of duty of care, if you will.

But in true mario fashion he's a hypocritical again, also. Factual
 
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bigmouth1927

I do post my kids on my social media. I can because I've got kids. Along with a front and back door, a tiled high footfall area, a foreign holiday and a career. *micdrop* Smell tha fucking wealth hens!!!!
 
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

More like they don't post him coz he's a fucking weirdo greeting face fat cow and a pure riddy tae society and so on and so forth.
 
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Ferguson

Bet wee Daisy hates Daisy Uncle.
No for sharing her oan that app, but mare for the smell, miserable face, constant moaning and shite beige food.

Poor Daisy also.
 
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melonsandlemons

He’s clearly depressed, possibly aided by jealousy of those around him. He needs to go get some happy pills from the doctor- and not the kind Deek is chomping on.
 
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Babybail93

melonsandlemons said:
He’s clearly depressed, possibly aided by jealousy of those around him. He needs to go get some happy pills from the doctor- and not the kind Deek is chomping on.
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As my Maw always says, “comparison is the thief of joy”. I always thought she was chatting shite, but Mario is the embodiment of this
 
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Anti-influencer

Hasn’t he posted someone’s baby on his stories before? Saying he’d love to have one of his own??
 
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GreaseSpot

Moanio reminding us all on Hinch's Henry post that's he's going South of the border to visit the 'tend not a farm.
Now the question is...will Henners growl at him or piss on his car wash leggings?! Maybe he will think the beak is a new squeaky chew toy?
Moanio is also reminding us that the meal he serves best is illiterate word salad also.
Factual.

 
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Babybail93

Thousands and millions……. Eh???
 
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AllieBee

Thick moron. Thousands and millions. Actually Hinchs followers are largely bots and I doubt they give a toss about her obese dog. They are too busy taking photos of their tits. And why would her followers love someone else's dog? My own dog is OK but i do not and never will love someone else's dog.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Oh god, we’re going to get a video of his awful high pitched Dolllllll-Ehhhhhhhh shriek with Hinch’s hound, aren’t we?
 
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Little Miss Planner

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Trying to decide if this is one of your bespoke artworks or real.
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Omg Scottish Declan is a whole other level......I only recently got to know but his claims of not being able to work due to social anxiety make me ....anyone prancing in middle of Asda filming themselves does not have SA.

Clean and gleam it is also on another level of beggy. These 2 almost make Maz seem weirdly normal.
 
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Sloppys

It’s only quarter past midnight ya fanny. Most people I imagine are still up at this time on a Friday and still manage to do whatever they had planned on a Saturday. I’ve been at work all day, friends house after work and just getting in. My Saturday plans are still going ahead. Let’s face it Maz, there was nae plans for tomorrow other than traipsing round B&M as usual.
 

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