Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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When Derek gets a car Mario is so gonna be like one of them Chinese girls on TikTok who have every gadget off of Temu in the car
 
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He’s gonna have to get the new pussy’s name tattooed oan himself like Rayn.
Still can’t believe he has his cats name tattooed on his hand in the first place.
Deeks car will just become another space Mario can hoard more tit. Deek might be the driver but Mario will make it known it’s his car.
 
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He’s gonna have to get the new pussy’s name tattooed oan himself like Rayn.
Still can’t believe he has his cats name tattooed on his hand in the first place.
Deeks car will just become another space Mario can hoard more tit. Deek might be the driver but Mario will make it known it’s his car.
The big question is will Deek ever be drug free enough tae legally drive.
 
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Looks like his big reveal is going to be either a new bed (most likely) or a new concrete couch from Danyelle. He’s started following the courier she uses so I’m guessing he had a delivery today.

I’m guessing it’s this bed. I hope so. It’s awful.

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Looks like his big reveal is going to be either a new bed (most likely) or a new concrete couch from Danyelle. He’s started following the courier she uses so I’m guessing he had a delivery today.

I’m guessing it’s this bed. I hope so. It’s awful.

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Haha that is one ugly bed and will look even worse crammed in to his silly little bedroom!
 
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Looks like his big reveal is going to be either a new bed (most likely) or a new concrete couch from Danyelle. He’s started following the courier she uses so I’m guessing he had a delivery today.

I’m guessing it’s this bed. I hope so. It’s awful.

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If he thinks his current headboard is 15ft that monstrosity will blow his mind. RIP to the delivery men dodging needles and bits of ears trying to get that up the stairs and into the bedsit!
 
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Will be a Rolls Royce parked outside Beirut towers courtesy of a compensation journey with Stanley.
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2022 he got gifted that current bed, said before seems he has this stuff on loan from her then couple years later he trades in for something new.
40 years old and got a bed on tic.
 
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2022 he got gifted that current bed, said before seems he has this stuff on loan from her then couple years later he trades in for something new.
40 years old and got a bed on tic.
He’d definitely be a Radio Rentals, Provident scheme Maw if he was in the 90’s
 
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He’d definitely be a Radio Rentals, Provident scheme Maw if he was in the 90’s
Remember the Provy man? Ours was actually lovely.

Incidentally, remember I me-railed the last thread to chant on my wee maw for her hoarder recovery journey? Well I tit you not she's not even hoarding all the money she's saved now that she's not buying tat... she just bought a car outright from that small business Nissan. Seriously, she smacked her bleeping debit card down at the dealership 🤣🤣🤣

Mario could easily get a garden and bay window like that click click if he had any potential for self growth.
 
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If he thinks his current headboard is 15ft that monstrosity will blow his mind. RIP to the delivery men dodging needles and bits of ears trying to get that up the stairs and into the bedsit!
Omg "dodging bits of ears" has literally killed me off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think his "secret" is that he's on his holibobs with Hinch 🫢🫢🫢
 
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