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It comes with storage, ma lovelie. The suitcases will be evicted from behind the couch! The millions of fake boxes housing knock-off trainers will be paroled from the top of the Pax!
He one hunner percent says lasange pronounced Luz-ange.Chanting youse on for yousing Marion's dictionary ma lovelie.
Gawn yersel mammy blue, were all chanting you oan fae the rooftopsRemember the Provy man? Ours was actually lovely.
Incidentally, remember I me-railed the last thread to chant on my wee maw for her hoarder recovery journey? Well I tit you not she's not even hoarding all the money she's saved now that she's not buying tat... she just bought a car outright from that small business Nissan. Seriously, she smacked her bleeping debit card down at the dealership
Mario could easily get a garden and bay window like that click click if he had any potential for self growth.
His existing bed has this, as did the one before! I donโt think he showed under the new one but the one before he did and it was RAMMED! I do t know how they got it shut tbh
Maybes heโs had hair extensions?He's joined the neighbours in shooting up.
Been house hunting here in Sydney today hens. One house had a walk in wardrobe bigger than the hamster cage 
My husband remarked โI donโt think we even have enough clothes and shoes to fill it!โ 
My husband remarked โI donโt think we even have enough clothes and shoes to fill it!โ 
That's the angle they'll be sleeping at after filling it with all their tat
Mind when he ppretended his face was this shape, but it was actually this shape also.
Even facetuned to duck he's an absolute uggo isn't he
Is that Sydney in Australia??Been house hunting here in Sydney today hens. One house had a walk in wardrobe bigger than the hamster cage
When he facetunes he makes his nose look even bigger!
Mine that time he said he had lost 7lbs in little over a week, but didnโt even a fruit or veg or water, had multiple beige take away or meals and on his stories he still had sweaty swollen hot dog heed with all 5 chins.
Like how heโs went from having breezeblocks for couch cushions to marshmallows that will last 2 months before theyโre a big empty saggy sack 
How long did he have the other sofa for? Absolutely shameful! Where has that gone?
Said he would regret that box sofa with all the cats footprints all over it. Doesn't matter though. Most of us would be stuck with it for years as wouldn't afford a new one. He just gets a new one for free. Still tit imo. Cushions old fashioned and scatter backs just annoying.
Said he would regret that box sofa with all the cats footprints all over it. Doesn't matter though. Most of us would be stuck with it for years as wouldn't afford a new one. He just gets a new one for free. Still tit imo. Cushions old fashioned and scatter backs just annoying.
Aye hen. Sydney in Australia. I was actually in a wee boujie cafe in the CBD, Sydney in Australia having a flat white while listening to Ooor Marioโs stories when a waitress came up to me and says โHow ya Going? Crikey mate! Is that oor Mario, Patron Saint or Paisley on That App? Fair dinkum heโs absolute bonzer!โ. Absolutely factual that happened.
Back to his stories. duck me another new sofa for the landfill. Go on Marion. Admit that the last one was an uncomfortable piece of tit. Or did the pregnancy pillow say it without saying it. Christ he gets new sofas more frequently than the average person gets new pants!
Couldnโt handle us slagging the Minecraft sofa any longer youโre our puppet Marion
youโre our puppet Marion
Another sofa the greedy little fanny
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