Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

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SuzyE

Closed his eyes the whole time. Never again...ls there anything other than HB, B&M, and cheap cafes that he likes?!. He's such a miserable git.

Stop wearing leggings. They look stupid on you

Fashion reel. Said no one ever



 
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TheGoblinKing

Just looked at that reel and he's no selling Edinburgh at chrissmass tae me at all. Looks like he just stood on two street corners filming round in a circle and nae debates.
 
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Madonna

What in the King Charles sausage fingers is going on here may I ask?! Some call Castlevicchi ASAP and get them things battered

 
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geezabreak

Shrekssister said:
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Hope those of you that found this man fit are suitably ashamed. Looks like he smells of red bull and lynx Africa
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Looks like he's still goat his baby teeth
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Madonna said:
What in the King Charles sausage fingers is going on here may I ask?! Some call Castlevicchi ASAP and get them things battered

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Should we huv a whip roon tae buy the wee cunt a pair o pockies? His wee stumpy hauns luk foonert.
 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

Did he not say he was staying in Edinburgh to make us believe he does Christmas stuff ? Nae mention of a stay and even a swatch of the overnight bag
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

Screaming at the new reel. Oooooh poor wee Mario, you just can’t get it right can you ma lovelie???!!!
my brothers and I took my mum to the wee town of Edinburgh early December last year for a wee break to celebrate her 70th birthday.
we are midlands so had to catch a 40 min flight (smell the wealth!) we arrived, checked into our boujee hotel, had a cocktail and then we’d booked dinner at the wee small business Tom Kitchin, he’s got a Michelin star, similar to having a blue tick on that app. I’ll tag that wee business when I post my reels lovelies, because if you don’t know, get to know.
the only reason I even mention it is because his place looks similar to one of the gorgeous buildings our maz filmed from the pavement also.
the next morning we popped by a wee, bespoke little place called the Scottish museum. We didnae pick up any bits because it would have been actual historical artefacts from actual history. And they didnae have any cleaning bits. Also. We were quite disappointed and wouldn’t recommend to be honest. My feet were killing me the entire time also.

but my mum had a fucking fabulous time
 
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Madge2022

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Has mario mastered filming with his eyes closed now?
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That was ma first thought as well. If he did, then he shud dar it mair often as he's shite at it wi his Kerry Katonas open
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey said:
Did he not say he was staying in Edinburgh to make us believe he does Christmas stuff ? Nae mention of a stay and even a swatch of the overnight bag
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Yip, he sure did. Mebbes he's pretending he's no staying so he disnae compromise Rayn's security.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Hens, don’t forget tae set your alarms for Friday and Jo Molane day 1.

24 days of that tosser showing us tea lights and women’s perfume in the scents pistachio and mirth.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

And they’re home.

So much for his big plan of a night away in a hotel in Edinburgh.
Lying twat

One of my favourite hotels in Edinburgh is The Waldorf Astoria. Would have recommended it to you, Mazda, but they don’t take Klarna.
 
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DramaQueen79

Just catching up. Fashion reel? Leggings/joggers and Chelsea boots? Broon gilet? Sausage hands? Edinburgh Christmas? I need a lie down
 
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Madge2022

Imagine going into that snow globe after them, it would be stinking oaf crissmas.
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Shrekssister said:
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Mair like BO and weed. But his hauns smelt byootiful when he sneaked a shot oaf the Jo Malone haun wash, also.
 
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