New avatar ma lovely! Mike Wazowski with a cock for a nose here, so aye!The filter is so strong his lips have disappeared
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So, how fugly is he withoot the filter, if the filter also produces this
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When ah send invites tae aw ma friends and family tae come up for some criss, joos and dairylea triangles ah specify they need tae eat an apple and some cinnamon afore they come so if they need taeI’m more confused that Dead Deek walking round a car park looking a trolly….
So Mario is trying to tell us that the toilet is going to be causing a lot of stinks, and the way to rectify that is by spraying Christmas stink?!? Yeah, cos nothing says festive nostalgia more than the smell of shite with top notes of spiced apple!!!
Is that lipgloss????I’m more confused that Dead Deek walking round a car park looking a trolly….
So Mario is trying to tell us that the toilet is going to be causing a lot of stinks, and the way to rectify that is by spraying Christmas stink?!? Yeah, cos nothing says festive nostalgia more than the smell of shite with top notes of spiced apple!!!
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He's tripping over his falsers, hen.Frebreeze!! Can’t even fucking say the name of the shit he’s advertising.
Ah'm screaming hen, and noo huving a visual oaf Deek and Beak daeing a claes shop in Build a BearHe's tripping over his falsers, hen.
That fuzzy shacket looks like something he's robbed off a wee teddy bear. It's probably the same size tae.
I love it when his recorded adverts are that shite and hilarious the thread grows so quickI thought nothing could top the Lenor ad.
I was very very very wrong. Frebreeze and the stinks is gold. Factual
I'mAh'm screaming hen, and noo huving a visual oaf Deek and Beak daeing a claes shop in Build a Bear
Ayr but once you've chucked it in a deep fat fryer it's no a delicacy anymore, it's hideously toxic tae the auld arteries.Square sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
You know he is just delighted with himself for saying the line "takes me back to more nostalgic times" top advertising right there.I love it when his recorded adverts are that shite and hilarious the thread grows so quick
This has ended meI love it when his recorded adverts are that shite and hilarious the thread grows so quick
Hope he blows his tree lights upOh hens, the more I watch the more things I find to laugh at. It’s like Peter Kay has written the world’s shittiest influencer.
Little Derek and his mittens!
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Why is the fool Frebreezing his fucking Christmas tree?? Like, I think it stinks, but not like that.
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