He's gonna lose his teeth eating those crunchy ass bagels
He's gonna lose his teeth eating those crunchy ass bagels
Ah'm wearing ma speccy specs, ma Primark lumberjack tap, ma purple leggings and ma burgundy Vans.Omg I am buckled at the latest "ad" it gave me pure Declan vibesiydkgtk
Les Dennis: we asked 100 people what smell does Christmas haveSTINKS OF CHRISTMAS
That might no be a bad thingHe's gonna lose his teeth eating those crunchy ass bagels
Eeee eeeeeerrrrAh'm wearing ma speccy specs, ma Primark lumberjack tap, ma purple leggings and ma burgundy Vans.
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Les Dennis: we asked 100 people what smell does Christmas have
Beaky McKnight: stink
Les: if it's up there I will give you the money myself! Our survey said
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Home Bargains and Joy of Clean are secret tattlers, pass it oanThat’s not the official hashtag…Surely not.
In my experience brands tell you exactly what text and exact hashtags to use, the ‘influencer’ and I use that term loosely literally have to copy and paste. They are allowed to ‘content create’ ‘organically’ and depending on brand/terms it will need to be approved. If a brand is paying then they want reach, engagement, return and value for money. If you screw up, you’ll never work for the brand again.
So aye.
HowlingAh'm wearing ma speccy specs, ma Primark lumberjack tap, ma purple leggings and ma burgundy vans
Square sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelieTo the lovely Scots on here....please can you tell me what the hell is that on the breakfast plate????? Is it #bespoke to a Scottish breakfast?? #IDKBIKTGTK
I'm an Ayrshire lass born and bred and even I wasnae sure if that wis actually meant to be square sausage so thank you ma lovelie. It's a fair size and nae really aw that square lookin. So aye.Square sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
I could go on and on....The 12 #stinksofchristmas
Gonzo version
1. Turkey and stuffing sharts
2. Rayn's litter tray
3. Devil's lettuce
4. Slow cooker slop
5. Salt soup revenge
6. Rat (in the attic)
7. Burnt air freshener (sprayed directly on tree lights)
8. Criss and joos
9. Musty damp walls
10. Burnt airfryer pizza bagels
11. Bumming fort on the morning after the night before
12. Frebreeze
Youse urni Krystal Meth oaf cameltoe fame ur ye hen?I'm an Ayrshire lass born and bred and even I wasnae sure if that wis actually meant to be square sausage so thank you ma lovelie. It's a fair size and nae really aw that square lookin. So aye.
It’s no meant to look as pink as that though is it hen? No had it in years, I prefer a proper sausageSquare sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
Naw am urni ma lovlie. I mean, ma brother is a bit weird but ah dinnae think he kens whit a wax melt even is. And he's never tae ma knowledge decorated a Christmas tree in his puff.Youse urni Krystal Meth oaf cameltoe fame ur ye hen?
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