Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

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The filter is so strong his lips have disappeared


So, how fugly is he withoot the filter, if the filter also produces this
 
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Fuck me. He really does think he's something. Deeks probably stoned as fuck next to him.
 
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Even with that filter you can still see the bespoke Uncle Fester eyes.

How does someone who’s apparently aw cosy in bed by 8pm every night, works two hours a day, doesn’t have to get up early ever, and has a weeks annual leave every three business days manage to look like they’re being kept awake for weeks as a form of torture?!
 
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Even with that filter you can still see the bespoke Uncle Fester eyes.

How does someone who’s apparently aw cosy in bed by 8pm every night, works two hours a day, doesn’t have to get up early ever, and has a weeks annual leave every three business days manage to look like they’re being kept awake for weeks as a form of torture?!
 
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Sounds like a fire in a pet shop.
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THIS!

When someone passes on you remember the times you spent and the precious memories made. We used to take grandad out twice a week, we’d just go for a walk around the park or drive to the seaside, fish and chips and a cup of tea. I would give anything to do that one last time.

When someone passes I certainly don’t think about material possessions they may have had, oh oor sharon and her jo molane candle, hope she’s left it someone deserving in the will.
 
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Oh trolls, on the way home from a lovely meal out with my family and I’ve had several glasses of the lethal so Mr. ACWD was driving while I was being a passenger princess.

I watched the story with Mazda singing and my husband goes “who the fuck is that nasally pratt?”

If only he knew just how nasally, hens.
 
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Sing the addams family next mario ma hen, volume up!
 
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Who called it? A week of his overly generous annual leave and he’s too tired to go out today. I suppose the sore feet and spending all of wee Deek’s petty cash are limiting his options. Or he’s a lazy wee fuck. You decide.
 
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