Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[Madge2022]

Can I just clarify hen, do youse mean Macy's, New York, America or Macy's, Bedsit Suite, Beirut?

Ah think it was Macy, the squatter two closes doon fae oor Martin ma lovelie

 

[SuzyE]

Hate him for not sharing his Christmas Tat in October.
Fook me sideways.



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It's ok Mario, l hated you well before that mate

 

[blueblue]

Jesus, that diary just aboot gave me a breakdown!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

Sorry for your loss Ma lovlie, tonsa love also

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

Notice the wee scroat 'hud tae help her'. He obviously didnae want tae 'be kind' but felt he had nae other option at that point. Illiterate cunt also

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Don't have nightmares guys but wtf is going on with his lower eyelid, it's such a weird shape? He is one ugly cunt

Some sort of bespoke palsy maybe? Or a wee stress induced stroke after seeing oor Sophie autumnal door decor? It's OK though, he's fiiiiiiiiiiine

 

[RubyTuesday39]

You bunch of meanies, he NEEDS this break, factual

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Imagine flexing that you're a wasteful wr. The inferiority complex in him is another level, such a sad empty existence fuelled by being the family failure. Its bad enough big Sadie has 2 gay sons, let's face it she's devastated, but quite literally I believe even Maz has copied his big brother as a wean to be seen and now is actually Gay because of it, he's truly spent his entire existence in competition with everybody around him, hence he tries to be first at everything and kids on he had things 'weeks ago' when he sees it and rushes out to buy it. I have never came across a bigger disappointment and someone so comfortable being public when hes clearly mentally unwell and will be judged for his habits. I would feel sorry for him if it were not for the fact he's a bitter bawbag and I was always taught never to pick on disabled people. Av made up ma mind hens, I've tiktok diagnosed him as a histrionic, cptsd, covert narcissistic, manically depressed hobbit. Nae debates

By god you've nailed it!! Everything I've wanted to say you've summed it up ma lovely! Klarna tae ye
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Marion whit ye need is an air fryer tae cook yer beige slice fur yer stovies which gie me the boak
Ye eat that much shite so it will suit ye well. Some of us that smell the wealth actually cook healthy food like vegetables in oors but gud luck tae ye!

 

[SuzyE]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

Sorry about your Grandad lovely. Hopefully you'll turn the corner soon

 

[RubySky478]

Fucking nobhead has bought the trainers I’ve had my eye on for ages. Bastard.

 

[Madge2022]

am sure Marion will put a car diffuser in Derks stocking cos he’s nice like that

Worse than a lump of coal from Santa!

 

[Madge2022]

What the hell? Is that the bottle he got on the 12th, if so he has used a full bottle in 4 days.

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Probably aw the takes he had tae dae fur the showreel #ad. Practice makes okay

 

[Macmama]

Have you got a bumming fort also ma lovelie?

They were aw oot of them when ah ordered mag bespoke sofa oot ma petty cash, ma luvlie. Think it’s only the Paisley Beirut branch that do them so aye!

 

[Madge2022]

Ma hens reporting tae you fae that place abroad the now. I'm behind on this daft wee tarts antics so looking forward to a catch up when I'm home. However had to come on and say how on earth can he say to keep stuff private when he uploaded a video of him coming out the shiter after giving birth to an assumed 10lb mass just because hannah was also in it?

Ah bet he's goat a jobby knife #factual

 

[Madge2022]

Cleaner at trade?

Just makes me think he mops up spunk in the nightclub dark rooms.

That's made me feel mair sick than when ah look at Martin's face

 

[twilightgarden]

No salt soup? I think I must have missed the diabetes special . Off to the Wiki for me!

I’d forgotten the salt soup hen! Maybe the criss and joos are the Beirut version of canapés.

 

[RubySky478]

They must make his little cashew nut testicles absolutely reek!

Oh dear lord

 

[no flouncing]

Make it make sense. Why would you not open some bubble bath until 1st November? I’m so confused.
Why also does his delivery driver come so late? Surely it’s a health and safety issue being out on that estate after dark.

Maybe he’s hanging the bauble on his tree

 

[mammaof3]

The man is seriously tapped in the heed.

Thursday.

Today.

 

[AllieBee]

I wonder who the lucky recipients of the Quality Street will be after he DEMANDED someone else buy him a £350 advent calendar…

They be fae him hen