Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[Lisav]

View attachment 2519226Does anybody know if this is the New York in America?

Instead of showing pics he could of gone for a few days with Deek if he didn't spiff his coffers away. What a pleb!

 

[mammaof3]

Aww bless, he has his colouring book oot the noo.

I defo watching, and how.

I am sure this fool has dyslexia.

 

[blueblue]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

I noticed your absence and worried about Mr Best. Xxx

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Jesus wept tattle ads trolling the fuck outta me tonight
Oh and both Marion and DumDim have LD!!!!!! There I said it

 

[geezabreak]

Today..

and the smell off they curtains is Devine. FFS

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Aye hen they yist tae belong tae Sydney Devines auld mammy, I think they were a waddin dress at wan time, defo worth their gold in weight capeesh? Also and so forth.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I have a diary that I use often - filled with

It’s the hands shaking like a shitting dog for me

I came here to say this my lovely, the shakes of those hands
and then the ugliness of his massive dome just finished me. He is one ugly fucker nae debates. His head is fucking massive!!

New York in America.
Also

Mwah xoxoxo

 

[ohdoris]

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Aye, cos it’s always that easy for everyone. Fucking ballooner.

 

[button moon]

Has he got his tree up? Surely. No

 

[DollyTheLamb]

The first time someone said to me "my lovely" was when I lived way down south in deepest darkest Essex, never heard it here, it's aww aboot the "hen" here.
Noo am gonny huv tae take offense aboot the ayrshire comment, it's a shite hole but never seen a sheep shagger, is that no a Welsh or cheuchter thing. Suppose I better take a drive roon the fairums just tae check

Have you seen Marion’s da hen? Big Saddie wisnae the furst that’s all am saying
Tonsa love also

 

[Popper]

He said someone in New York had recognised his voice on a video and someone had told him about it or some such nonsense but when he said New York he put ‘New York, America’ so obviously we’ve been rinsing him for it ever since

perfect. Thanks for helping me get to know. What an idiot.

enjoying his ramblings about closing a book this morning

 

[Anti-influencer]

@LoopyHoopy71 thanks for scratching that Olivia itch, I knew I’d seen her before

 

[SuzyE]

Poor Deek lucked out on the Pull a Pig night, he's been lumbered with Maz forever

It's years since l heard that phrase

 

[Skyflier6727]

How embarrassing for a business to behave like that Hannah wind your neck in Doll, you've already almost lost your business

I think we now know why.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Huv youse written up your fun time in diary? Might try that when Mr Madge wants tae get jiggy in the bumming fort. Tell him my next free time is in December 2024.

Ah'm visualizing oor Martin wi bog brush in hand, cleaning up the chief inspector's skid marks fae the polis cludgie and trying tae poast his wax melts #ad #mabrand at the same time.
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McKnightmare on Elm Street

Next thread title!

 

[Lisav]

Boils my piss how everything is “unreal” and “insane” with the instahuns. Is it fuck, now shut up and get back in yer box.

And cute and lush. I can't stand it!

 

[Turmeric123]

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Hallo my lovelies, just thought I’d bring back ma art fae two years ago, in honour of wee Mazda having a two year deco cycle. I’m no oor @hopethishelpsallthebest and am hard of art but tis the season

I'm

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

We love you as much as we despise Marion! Now that's a lot

Love youse hen!
Your picture

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Fucks sake. Rinse and repeat. Who has lit her tampon string about cleaners AGAIN?!

I think it was you wee hen. He’s been reading here and is in awe of how perfect you are, as am I ….also 🩷

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Who the fuck is Tony Alond?

I'm back tattlers. I've been having a right hard time of late and then I remembered I'll never be as sad as this twat. Factual.

Is it Alond or Almond?!? Genuinely asking…

 

[twilightgarden]

Why are his pits pure white when he lifts his arm

He’s sweated them aff hen so aye