Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[mammaof3]

Rest of Friday.

Spoiler: Avamay crap.

Saturday.
and the cleaning account has done the cleaning off camera.
Mare trainers.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Only thing rising since I last checked in with Mariah Scarey is the size of his foreheid. Better ask Santa Derek for a toupee in the ‘colour’ grey. U don’t change wee ‘pal’ (Except for your receding hairline )

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Another word salad about the new AIDS awareness campaign sometimes things are best left unsaid Marion

What is he on about the first time round the ad was awful? I don’t know about you hen but I can’t remember tele adverts from the year I was born. Look how far we’ve come honestly way he is talking would think he is 50 not 40. So forth.

 

[Freefalling]

Maybe he is ‘fummmming’ that Katie’s wax melt sold out at the ‘clean & tidy’ show before his. That could be what his ‘rant’ is about. Who knows tho? I ‘can’t’ understand it. ‘Also’.

Imagine if it is this, he's vulgar enough. Self centered arsehole

 

[Popper]

Ma beauts, av been distracted by ma actual joab and ahm so far behind. Trying tae catch up. But can wan of you beauts explain the New York in America line? Ahm howlin at it even though a don’t know but a need to know!

also,5 year olds at ma full time joab who have English as a second language have a better grasp of it than this complete fool.

so aye

 

[DeloresBawbag]

The answer is simple surely? If you’ve got a bed and wardrobes that barely fit in, you can either

Change wallpaper and floor
Or
Buy smaller furniture and change wallpaper and floor.

I mean, what other options is he looking for? Is he looking for more freebies? Perhaps knock a wall through to the clud#reno vibes?

Wish list for new bedroom furniture ‘I’d love it to take up less space in the high footfall shuffle gap roon the bed, but also important that it holds more than the Poundland storeroom full of tat so aye and so forth also.’

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Trying to make out he discovered Viakal, what a twat

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

…and every fucking year WE ARE HERE FOR IT.

Ah no ma lovely, we really dae need tae meet up fur a wee support group at this time o year

 

[mammaof3]

He really does have an obsession with wishing the seasons away.

Blimey, if RuPaul says it's okay to ditch Autumn/Halloween the noo, then we must all do it.

Martin, Fook off and then fook off some mare.

 

[twilightgarden]

There is a Glasgow bitch I CANNOT stand in Big Brother. She has a five heid like Mario as well

I haven’t watched any of it but is she called Olivia? I’ve seen comments saying Scotland doesn’t claim her so she must be a horror.

 

[RinsedHoops]

Don't ruin Adam Ant fur me
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We aw wear pink oan a Wednesday ma lovelie

Spill the beans, who dae youse ken oot the insta huns?

I don't know if I can name her because she doesn't have 10k followers but she's a MUA. She's in some of the reels and screenshots in the wiki. They only seem to be friends since she started trying to be an influencer a couple of years ago which didn't take off. She's thick as mince and her stories seem to be all her "keeping it real" eg looking like absolute shite, even though she runs a salon and is normally fairly well put together.

 

[twilightgarden]

I genuinely thought it said sausage and boaby casserole!

Youve got boaby on the brain hen!

 

[youare1]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

So sorry for your loss xx

 

[GiftedNotFree]

“Covid held him back” and now a cold!?!? that’s karma and so forth for being such a rotter. Also

 

[Bee Sting]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

Sorry for your loss ma lovelieGlad you are back. Tons a love

 

[SuzyE]

Ffs, these two are always ill!.
Shut up you whiney old fart, you don't need to announce it

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Dom, dom, dom, dom, dom. What a pest

Love it!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Not sure if it’s on the wiki hen. I definitely remember him making a “doop” of the Starbucks summer refresher fruit drinks with ice cream sauce, “fresh” berries that were actually frozen and Barrs lemonade.
eta he even had a personalised Starbucks cup like a 13yo lassie Creepy vibes and nae debates

Oh god I remember that! Another fad that lasted all of 2 minutes.....

 

[geezabreak]

Take it from a born and bred Glaswegian hen it’s not a common phrase anyone in Glasgow would use. And remember Marion is NOT from Glasgow it’s from deepest darkest Ayrshire where big nosed men find sheep attractive!!
Tonsa love hen

The first time someone said to me "my lovely" was when I lived way down south in deepest darkest Essex, never heard it here, it's aww aboot the "hen" here.
Noo am gonny huv tae take offense aboot the ayrshire comment, it's a shite hole but never seen a sheep shagger, is that no a Welsh or cheuchter thing. Suppose I better take a drive roon the fairums just tae check

 

[AllieBee]

Count me in as well

his latest reel hates his autumn decor and in his head it’s full on Christmas mode. Wants to give his head a wobble it’s the middle of October ffs

Haha mission #GetGrinchToSeedyHill underway!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

£350 spaffed up the wall, and he’ll be paying for it until 2024.

Thread title right there ma lovely!!