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he cancelled the wedding. He's badly painted the bungalow, got charity shop bits of china he would've used unwashed. Mario's wedding is going to have to be special to top that. Labels on everything, cheap and nasty, I can't wait.
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he cancelled the wedding. He's badly painted the bungalow, got charity shop bits of china he would've used unwashed. Mario's wedding is going to have to be special to top that. Labels on everything, cheap and nasty, I can't wait.
They’ll go lovely with his Goochie trainers!
What an affront for his brother, outed for buying fake stuff
The bowler hat in the flat man
Howay Mods can you not change it 
perfectionCouldn’t have happened to a nicer person!I was
Mario’s wedding will be a social media storm, I hope he does a live stream
I hope he invites Hinch and she ignores him
Oh if only The High Tide in his hometown was still open. It would have been the perfect location....
He could have given them the Sharks to sook the saw dust off the floor for the occasion
He could have given them the Sharks to sook the saw dust off the floor for the occasion
Hi folks 
Just popped over from the hinch thread after seeing Sophs ever so generous gift of a shark to Mario this morning. I’ve never seen him before, now I have I have so many questions. First and foremost, can anyone actually understand him? I’ve never heard anyone speak to fast! And, is his name really ‘Mario’?? 
Just popped over from the hinch thread after seeing Sophs ever so generous gift of a shark to Mario this morning. I’ve never seen him before, now I have I have so many questions. First and foremost, can anyone actually understand him? I’ve never heard anyone speak to fast! And, is his name really ‘Mario’?? I’m hoping for a magazine exclusive.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person!
Mario’s wedding will be a social media storm, I hope he does a live stream
It’s Melvin queen of Scots....Hi folks
Loving the ‘z’ on the interior of the Goochi glasses, must be a bespoke version 
I hope Mario does a wedding list similar to Lou’s ‘wish lists’ and then when he is invited to anyone’s wedding says he can only afford a £3.00 gift
I hope Mario does a wedding list similar to Lou’s ‘wish lists’ and then when he is invited to anyone’s wedding says he can only afford a £3.00 gift
Melvin?? Did he change it to appear more ‘exotic’?
He honestly gave me the creeps today, but I’m morbidly fascinated by him too. Never have I ever heard anyone gush so much as him this morning over hinch
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/289T73LALH6X2?ref_=wl_shareLoving the ‘z’ on the interior of the Goochi glasses, must be a bespoke version
I hope Mario does a wedding list similar to Lou’s ‘wish lists’ and then when he is invited to anyone’s wedding says he can only afford a £3.00 gift
if anyone wants to donate to Lou
Martin. It’s ruddy Martin
More front than Blackpool pier that girl, when she’s not threatening to delete her accounthttps://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/289T73LALH6X2?ref_=wl_share
if anyone wants to donate to Lou
Martin. It’s ruddy Martin
I am honestly shocked... no one vomited in their mouth then smashed themselves about with there own hand for not imaging Mario chase dez about the flat with the shark .... I bet dez was chucking the pink pillows at him ... whilst screaming STOAP IT MAZ .... I am in absolute shock ..
Now that is quite a list, I'm dumbfoundedhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/289T73LALH6X2?ref_=wl_share
if anyone wants to donate to Lou
Martin. It’s ruddy Martin
Or gonnae no dae that Marion
It really is Mario, we call him all sorts.Melvin?? Did he change it to appear more ‘exotic’?
He honestly gave me the creeps today, but I’m morbidly fascinated by him too. Never have I ever heard anyone gush so much as him this morning over hinch
He works/worked for Debenhams, now he's just lazing around pretending to clean, pretending to blow dry his three hairs with his new dyson dryer. The delusions of hinch style fame and riches is staggering.
What’s this with the G man’s wedding? I remember his bleeping roasts were worse than Rebecca Lamb’s 
Those glasses are definitely fakes, if someone bought you the real deal you wouldn’t shove em in a box under your bed and forget about them.
@Nellypledge yes his real name is Mario, we call him all sorts on here, but Mario is his actual name.
@Nellypledge yes his real name is Mario, we call him all sorts on here, but Mario is his actual name.
He had to cancel it due to the corona virusWhat’s this with the G man’s wedding? I remember his bleeping roasts were worse than Rebecca Lamb’s
Top pic is the genuine case.
M for monstrosity.View attachment 123101 Only Mario would have monogrammed slippers
Why have I never spotted them before?!
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