I was he cancelled the wedding. He's badly painted the bungalow, got charity shop bits of china he would've used unwashed. Mario's wedding is going to have to be special to top that. Labels on everything, cheap and nasty, I can't wait.Lost his lust for life when the cleaning thread and his content went. Poor guy. Bet he cries on his “fliddy chair” in the shower over his content being drier than a menopausal fanny as John sits outside and ignores him.