Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

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Exhausted Pigeon

Didn't he say last week his sister loved his new plush posh round face flannels so much she had to get some. How? Did he flash them on facetime at her?
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Exhausted Pigeon said:
Didn't he say last week his sister loved his new plush posh round face flannels so much she had to get some. How? Did he flash them on facetime at her?
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Yup. Our favourite little twonk gave his blister a heads up before him showing his new staple favourite game changing essentials on insta thereby quadrupling the price

He's drank his own kool-aid.
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Boabie bunter said:
Aye he prob got sent to the wardrobe with raayyynneeee (she’s a cheeky cheeky lassie) for a week for that! #freederek


Eh... what made him a prick?
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Sorry its a shite photo. The question was what is the name of the alien in the looney tunes cartoons? Answer choices were Melvin the martian, Martin the Martian or Marvin the martian. The prick chose Melvin the martian

Frankensooze said:
Crrist I hope not. They can't be that stupid, can they.
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Yes, yes they can
 
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Cagayu

Bestlife@60 said:
I’m having Marion withdrawal symptoms today..........NOT!!
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He’s definitely read on here, must have taken note that sharing other people’s stories doesn’t count as time away from the gram!!
I imagine he’s going to come back with a wave say he’s nae been up ta much and he’s spent the day watching the telly that he doesn’t watch much of!
 
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Doodlebug71

I feel sorry for poor Dezza now Marian aff the gram ...I bet he cannae play on his gameboy now he has Mariana full attention...so aye
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Don't worry about Dezzer, he'll be hopped up on goofballs and drifted off to the happy place in his mind where he watches endless replays of classic old firm derbys
 
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Cagayu

Why am I not surprised that he’s used the downtime to spin it into wanting sympathy? how many people will be tagging him in stories (that he’ll share) saying awww poor wee mario in his tat cave?
 
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ayeayecaptain

Ha ha fkn brilliant
 
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Cagayu

Deleted already. Didn’t fit his narrative
 
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Goan yersel Sarah

Says a lot about him that he canny even go 12 hours without posting something on Instagram so he can get the attention that he craves, the only reason he’ll never delete it is cause he absolutely thrives on it

Cagayu said:
Deleted already. Didn’t fit his narrative
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He’s like lighting on the delete button
 
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Cagayu

 
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Kikini Bamalam

Our Melvin thrives on attention. No one can be arsed to troll him because what's the point? He is so fucking dull. He announces his "insta breaks"for "self care" but beyond his 4 huns who repeatedly restory the cunt, no one would give a shit about Melvin Queen of Snots
 
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