Yes, those two epitomise stupid. And if it’s not on the ‘gram, it didn’t happen
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Didn't he say last week his sister loved his new plush posh round face flannels so much she had to get some. How? Did he flash them on facetime at her? 
Yup. Our favourite little twonk gave his blister a heads up before him showing his new staple favourite game changing essentials on insta thereby quadrupling the priceDidn't he say last week his sister loved his new plush posh round face flannels so much she had to get some. How? Did he flash them on facetime at her?
He's drank his own kool-aid.
Sorry its a shite photo. The question was what is the name of the alien in the looney tunes cartoons? Answer choices were Melvin the martian, Martin the Martian or Marvin the martian. The prick chose Melvin the martian
Yes, yes they can
To be fair. Even if it is on the gram chances are it didn’t happen eitherYes, those two epitomise stupid. And if it’s not on the ‘gram, it didn’t happen
I’m having Marion withdrawal symptoms today..........NOT!! 
He’s definitely read on here, must have taken note that sharing other people’s stories doesn’t count as time away from the gram!!I’m having Marion withdrawal symptoms today..........NOT!!
I imagine he’s going to come back with a wave say he’s nae been up ta much and he’s spent the day watching the telly that he doesn’t watch much of!
I feel sorry for poor Dezza now Marian aff the gram ...I bet he cannae play on his gameboy now he has Mariana full attention...so aye
Don't worry about Dezzer, he'll be hopped up on goofballs and drifted off to the happy place in his mind where he watches endless replays of classic old firm derbys 
Why am I not surprised that he’s used the downtime to spin it into wanting sympathy? how many people will be tagging him in stories (that he’ll share) saying awww poor wee mario in his tat cave?
I do bleeping wish someone would gift him the ability to use paragraphs, the tiny wee shite
He does love a good exclamation point!
Not one full stop in that block of text. It’s more packed than mario’s flat
I wonder what's happened? 
He’s not had any sympathy shout outs of solidarity for a while, so probably that.I wonder what's happened?
Hello my lovelies... I’m Absolutley fine! I’ve had soo many messages asking me if I’m ok... I’m fine! (23563 hours later.. after sharing his journey and the emotional scars it has left him with) .... I’ve nothing really to tell ye... so ... aye!
Sarah Louise has been on the Stella and ripped him a new hole!I wonder what's happened?
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Says a lot about him that he canny even go 12 hours without posting something on Instagram so he can get the attention that he craves, the only reason he’ll never delete it is cause he absolutely thrives on it
He’s like lighting on the delete buttonDeleted already. Didn’t fit his narrative
Goan yersel Sarah
Says a lot about him that he canny even go 12 hours without posting something on Instagram so he can get the attention that he craves, the only reason he’ll never delete it is cause he absolutely thrives on it
He’s like lighting on the delete button
Our Melvin thrives on attention. No one can be arsed to troll him because what's the point? He is so bleeping dull. He announces his "insta breaks"for "self care" but beyond his 4 huns who repeatedly restory the bleep, no one would give a tit about Melvin Queen of Snots
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