Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

[BoujeeBabe]

Just catching up with his Stories and I see hes had the ugly scrubbles!

Our wee Marion has just received his very own boujee and beespoke grey scrub daddy

How ugly ARE they? But if you like grey, allllll grey (nae pink) then they're great, I suppose....

 

[Cagayu]

Surely our precious mario deserves a bespoke grey and blush pink one? Someone contact scrub daddy and complain!

 

[WookieCookie]

Surely our precious mario deserves a bespoke grey and blush pink one? Someone contact scrub daddy and complain!

He can use them to take aff his fake tan so aye......

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

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Satan makes me do these marvellous pics. Sorry @Cagayu

Ooooft. That's another 3 minutes worth of skin that needs tap tappity tap tap tapping with 17 different skin care products.

 

[4tuhju]

He can use them to take aff his fake tan so aye......

He actually did that with a teal trunk scrubber thing didn't he

 

[D2theyawn]

I think it is!! I only venture over that direction now for Asda occasionally now. Look on the news - there was an armed siege at the flats just up from there at the weekend!!
Curious as to how local you are noo!!

I can confirm it is I had the “pleasure” of a cup of tea and a roll n slice there the week before lockdown. Hasn’t changed since the last time I was there almost 15 years ago

 

[Doodlebug71]

PRAISE...THE....LORD
Hallo ma luvlees
Marion is taking the weekend aff ...fone doon, nae mare buying aff Ebay. only problem is we will be tortured with 4 days worth on Monday if he can actually stay aff the gram...so aye and so forth

 

[Frankensooze]

PRAISE...THE....LORD
Hallo ma luvlees
Marion is taking the weekend aff ...fone doon, nae mare buying aff Ebay. only problem is we will be tortured with 4 days worth on Monday if he can actually stay aff the gram...so aye and so forth

Send him a message, bet you're blocked immediately, cos

I know we're all supposed to learn Korean, become concert level pianists etc, but if my job was an insta influencer I think I'd put a bit more effort in than mario is. He could do cooking, zoflora casserole maybe. Properly go through his stuff, how many dots in a Marie Kondo journey.
He/they are missing an opportunity here, their target audience is trapped and bored.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Send him a message, bet you're blocked immediately, cos

I know we're all supposed to learn Korean, become concert level pianists etc, but if my job was an insta influencer I think I'd put a bit more effort in than mario is. He could do cooking, zoflora casserole maybe. Properly go through his stuff, how many dots in a Marie Kondo journey.
He/they are missing an opportunity here, their target audience is trapped and bored.

No I need Marion in my life ...sadly ....its all that boujee bespoke plushness to be Pacific...so aye ...but your right he could use his 'bespoke platform" to his benefit but hes a lazy twunt sat festering in his hoosecoat and W slippers

 

[4tuhju]

Raaaayyyyyyn duck off I'm duin my hairrrr

 

[Badaboom]

Send him a message, bet you're blocked immediately, cos

I know we're all supposed to learn Korean, become concert level pianists etc, but if my job was an insta influencer I think I'd put a bit more effort in than mario is. He could do cooking, zoflora casserole maybe. Properly go through his stuff, how many dots in a Marie Kondo journey.
He/they are missing an opportunity here, their target audience is trapped and bored.

This is why he will never make it big. He is missing an opportunity. He was handed his followers on a plate and he thinks the rest should come easy. His constant moaning shows he wants the freebies but not to put in the mundane behind the scenes work. Some people would kill for his followers but he is just wasting the opportunity.

 

[Doodlebug71]

The twit in the flat is back posting again despite taking a sabbatical from IG for the weekend ...such a liar like his pal hinchy ...so aye

 

[Cagayu]

Knew I’d seen mario somewhere before. Lord farquaad in shrek.

 

[Bestlife@60]

bleeping hell, he’s drawn hes hair on with a sharpie!!!

 

[Wetmyplants]

bleeping hell, he’s drawn hes hair on with a sharpie!!!

His hair is so bizarre. I’ve never seen anything like it

 

[SamB1991]

bleeping hell, he’s drawn hes hair on with a sharpie!!!

I have just taken the exact same screenshot! duck sake £300 on a Dyson hair dryer for hair that looks like that

 

[Frankensooze]

bleeping hell, he’s drawn hes hair on with a sharpie!!!

Derek cuts it for him.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Derek cuts it for him.

.... whilst stoned by the looks of it.

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

Hullo ma lovlies, so oor maz needs a break from aw this social media hing. What's the bets Derek's said to him to stop the spending on Amazon and eBay and tightened the purse strings after oor marion has blown the wedding and holiday fund on shite during the lockdown
And we'll be treated to an ibs journeeeeh on Monday if Derek's off the full weekend

 

[BeggyMitchell]

The twit in the flat is back posting again despite taking a sabbatical from IG for the weekend ...such a liar like his pal hinchy ...so aye

Another possibility for the next thread title?
1. The twit in the Flat
2. Cluttering with Mario

thoughts?

also... this whole ‘nae insta for the weekend ma lovelies’ - I give it 5 mins. The bin might need a shower, the plush pad might need spraying, the asthmatic shark might need emptying on the cooker... I could go on....